Reasons people are joining:

• 2811.) 0
• 2810.) 0
• 2809.) I want to be part of a network where people will leave me the hell alone!
• 2808.) 0
• 2807.) 0
• 2806.) 0
• 2805.) I am really curious. I live far away.
• 2804.) because if I see one more status update about how "blessed" someone is, I might stab a puppy.
• 2803.) just trying to do me
• 2802.) 0
• 2801.) Too many people on Facebook, too many stupid, twinkling animated GIFs on Diaspora.
• 2800.) Does it matter?
• 2799.) Meh whatever
• 2798.) I'm living the beginning of the stereotypical high-school movie. I'm not popular, I'm talking about behind my back, my group of friends are limited, and I've never been asked out. I'm also constantly reminded by friends of their great lives, and then they ask about mine. I assure you that the only things going for me are my grades. I at least have that. And I'm counting down the days until graduation (still about two years...) to leave this place!
• 2797.) i'm good at leaving friends and places behind. I have only about 1 to 1 and a half friends from the past. I want to leave my current place behind right now as well.
• 2796.) I want to see your features/design and see if they spark any ideas for my current project. I won't steal from you.
• 2795.) This is f*cking hilarious.
• 2794.) 88
• 2793.) I hate social networks. I hate people in general. I wish I was the only human on this planet. I hope that groupmeh lets me be alone more efficiently.
• 2792.) 0
• 2791.) 0
• 2790.) who needs reasons
• 2789.) alas, because I'm worth it!
• 2788.) i'm trying to overcome my social awkwardness
• 2787.) I epitomize "meh" and am pretty known for saying/posting just that. I'm an eternal cynic and just downright disappointed with humanity.
• 2786.) meh
• 2785.) I started taking online classes and ordering food from food delivery services to avoid leaving my house for anything.
• 2784.)
• 2783.) 0
• 2782.) Reasons? I don't know. I don't really care.
• 2781.) I dunno, it seems like a cool idea i guess.
• 2780.) i want to join because... who i'm i kidding? who cares? really, it's not like you're gonna accept me anyway.
• 2779.) Because I hate most people and I want to be alone
• 2778.) looking for something beautiful
• 2777.) because I could care less if I didn't join
• 2776.) just because? no real reason.
• 2775.) if my email alone isnt enough onlystoneandsteel(accept my love)then what definitely is enough of a reason is that i am here thinking of a valid reason to get into a website of who knows what.
• 2774.)
• 2773.) nah because who cares
• 2772.) 0
• 2771.) I am looking for a means to execute the crucial 21st century life function of "wasting time on the internet" that does not involve having to read about/ look at pictures of the following: burlesque, children/pregnancy, blogging, The Hunger Games, Game of Thrones, ads for becoming a social worker, exclamation-point-laden "spiritual" blather, humble-bragging or people seeking external validation.
• 2770.) your main page reminds me of Joy Division... i've only got record stores left.
• 2769.) I don't remember.
• 2768.) 0
• 2767.) Because, really, I couldn't care less.
• 2766.) why not?
• 2765.) I've been on facebook for a couple years and while i have 165 friends....I post things that interest me all day long and I honestly am convinced noone see them. So, if noone really cares what I'm posting I might as well post it where it will really really really....mean nothing. or not... thanks...doug
• 2764.) 0
• 2763.) 0
• 2762.) i don't
• 2761.) 0
• 2760.) 0
• 2759.) Hello Groupmeh team, just getting in touch because we would like to know when you launch a public version (a beta is fine, as long as it's public) of the site. We aim to cover startup launches and we would love to be notified the day that happens. Best, Albertohttp://launchnotes.com
• 2758.) saw you linked to one of my blog subscriptions - looked "fun" :)
• 2757.) 0
• 2756.) 0
• 2755.) 0
• 2754.) 0
• 2753.) 0
• 2752.) 0
• 2751.) Considering suicide for a while now. Maybe I can try out one last thing before cutting this shit off me.
• 2750.) 0
• 2749.) 0
• 2748.) 0
• 2747.) 0
• 2746.) 0
• 2745.) 0
• 2744.) Only allowing really desperate people to join? That is me tired of fb or twitter send me my invite! Haha
• 2743.)
• 2742.) Whatever...
• 2741.) life is hilarious.
• 2740.) I'm fucking awesome.
• 2739.) curious
• 2738.) I feel that I am apathetic to most things. And this sunds awesome.
• 2737.) I'm a law student that's no longer passionate about what I'm doing. I'm looking for new internet start-ups to become passionate about and helping them become truly disruptive technologies. If you knew anything about law school, you'd already know how desperate I am.
• 2736.) 0
• 2735.) I’m a professor in the Anthropology department at a research university and I take a pretty active role in field work and acquisitions. I would like to join in order to possibly establish a professional acquaintance with these “top men” I keep hearing about. - Dr. Jones
• 2734.) 0
• 2733.) 0
• 2732.) Tired of FB. Want something diff.
• 2731.) because i want to see my reason on http://groupmeh.com/reasons.phpMUHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
• 2730.) I really don't know what to write. Actually I don't care if I join or not. I don't know... it's just that... ehm... yeah, well, forget it. It doesn't matter anyway.
• 2729.) 0
• 2728.) I will hump your leg... or not hump your leg, whatever you prefer!
• 2727.) I NEED to belong. I can only be ignored by so many cats. Please. I am desperate. Or whatever. I have liquor.
• 2726.) meh
• 2725.) What could be the best reason for allowing me into a network for the tragically apathetic? There is no reason except that it would be such tragedy if I am not there. As early-adopter from the south of Africa, I am keen to adopt a social network where my apathy could be ignited. ~Alanagh Recreant
• 2724.) I generally do not care about the content of what (the majority of) my friends post about, and want to see if there is a social network that could work for me.
• 2723.) Why not?
• 2722.)
• 2721.) I don't know, just sounded like a good idea.
• 2720.) IT JUST LOOKS SO COOL!
• 2719.) It sounds exciting.
• 2718.) I'm allergic to furry animals, so I don't even have cats to keep my company. I don't know if that counts as desperate, but I think it's pretty darn good.
• 2717.) my girlfriend jumed from the roof should i follow herher last sms says she is waiting for me
• 2716.) I don't know, I guess I like the statue on this page.
• 2715.) Cause I felt like it.
• 2714.) I need a change. I am feeling a little lost, and deprived. I desperately need a change, in my life. I hardly have friends who appreciate nor I have the luxuries of life. But then, I stumbled upon this website. Can it change me?
• 2713.) looks fun?
• 2712.) I am depressed, angry, and I need a small group that is like a family, not something with millions of users. Please help?
• 2711.) Dont really care if I get an invite or not.
• 2710.) this is too funny
• 2709.) meh.
• 2708.) For the revolutionary side...
• 2707.) I don't care. Let me in or don't.
• 2706.) I'd love to see how your application can help us make career exploration into a game for high school students!
• 2705.)
• 2704.) Yes! I am one of them! I live utterly UTTERLY alone...well, apart from three cats that is, and lots of dustmites but they cannot type - yet.
• 2703.) I'm curious right now, but I'm sure I just won't care when I find out what's inside.
• 2702.) If I don't have a proper place to scream, I may die.
• 2701.) Because I don't give a fuck.
• 2700.) I want to be in the beta beca... meh.
• 2699.) Just curious
• 2698.) all my friends are ghosts. i want to join so that i have a peaceable place where i can quietly lose my mind
• 2697.) why not
• 2696.) to try it out, and also i am apathetic
• 2695.) I don't care that I'm supposed to be desperate. You'll give me an invite or you won't. Whatever.
• 2694.) Being Apathetic is cool? :P
• 2693.) My life has no real meanings.I work to put food on the table, and that's a table for one.I play online games to kill boredom.Sometimes, I create 3 accounts to play the same game because I cannot find any friends to help me out in the game.Hopefully, GroupMeh can put meaning back to my life. T_T
• 2692.) because it rains everyday in london
• 2691.) I want to see how its like. Must be awesome!
• 2690.) Whenever I go to events, I always see the same people there. I'm over it. I want to leave Atlanta just to see new faces.
• 2689.) Too lazy to try to socialize and not interesting enough to warrant posting updates
• 2688.) Meh. Don't really care.
• 2687.) 0
• 2686.) Forget it, I'm not that desperate.
• 2685.) Using facebook is like being with that spouse that annoys you to death, but you still have to see them everyday because divorce is too much money.
• 2684.) I want to get away from facebook. It's going through too many "revolutionary" changes for my liking. I want to join a social network that will allow me to simply chat with my friends and not have to deal with all the technical problems.Thank you, Austin White
• 2683.) 0
• 2682.) 0
• 2681.) life is only darkness and pain
• 2680.) I was raised by wolfs and consequently forced to work in a metro-buzzing-urban area.
• 2679.) I'm working on a very top notch brand at the moment, and we need to create something massive for them socially. They're an unusual brand and with access to your network you can really help us and take us on a journey where ideas will be bouncing off us the whole way.
• 2678.) Hi there, you could know me by the name 'God' and as you know I don't interact a lot with my creation. I can't be bothered actually, I stopped caring almost 2000 years ago when you lot killed my only son. I do hope to find others of my creation who stopped caring, because really, why should we? One of my other major fuck-ups, Lucifer has this whole social network called Facebook or something and I would like to be on a network too, simply to understand what he's constantly bragging about. Sincerely, God.
• 2677.) I'm never more depressed than when I go on Facebook.
• 2676.) 0
• 2675.) Really?..if I have to give a reason, I really can't be bothered!
• 2674.) I need to join another social network in order to bolster my fragile self esteem and give me the illusion that I have a meaningful existence full of genuine emotional connection.
• 2673.) no reason that i want to admit
• 2672.) im bored and have been for 3 weeks
• 2671.) I hate Facebook.
• 2670.) I hate Facebook.
• 2669.) fifth cup of coffee, not helping
• 2668.) 0
• 2667.) poop
• 2666.) 0
• 2665.) i'm so meh, that i eat meh, sleep meh, talk meh, breathe meh, shit meh. meh meh meh meh! meh! MEH! so meh for like... meh fucking years! and it's getting meher and meher.let meh finally join!
• 2664.) I don't care. whatever.
• 2663.) Exhaustion
• 2662.) I work from home. I never see people. I eat food out of can. My cat is my best friend. I haven't washed my hair in three days. This site is the most interesting thing I've seen online all day.
• 2661.) because i work in social media bullshit all day and i could use some more cynicism in my life.
• 2660.) 0
• 2659.) like it
• 2658.) I can't be bothered to think of one right now.
• 2657.) Reason?
• 2656.) i need you
• 2655.) I'm so apathetic I can't even think of a reason. Give mean invite or don't. Whatever
• 2654.) I would join another social network but that would mean clicking on a new tab and entering in the sites URL
• 2653.) Fuck you and your reasons. Just let me in!
• 2652.) sounds awesome! impatient
• 2651.) :D
• 2650.) ...
• 2649.) I AM ON EVERY SOCIAL NETWORK
• 2648.) I promise I won't share any uplifting aphorisms or koans
• 2647.) MEH
• 2646.) myehhh
• 2645.)
• 2644.) I'm not desperate at all, in fact I couldn't care less, that's my problem :-(
• 2643.) I don't care.
• 2642.) because all the others are now too crowded which stops me openly calling people cunts behind their back.
• 2641.) easier than closing the page
• 2640.) nothing better to do.
• 2639.) sick of positivity on other social network.
• 2638.) i'm in my pyjamas listening to cher lloyd.
• 2637.) Bored
• 2636.) I have no friends. This is a desperate last ditch attempt.
• 2635.) because i practically, like live in shoreditch and only like things when they are in beta. well preferably alpha, but i dont actually have real friends so have to find out about stuff on twitter - which means it's always beta by that time.maybe if you let me join ill make some actual pals who'll tell me about their cool new things which are in alpha?gwan now... you know it makes sense
• 2634.) I couldn't even be bothered to give a reason...
• 2633.) Why not?
• 2632.) I wish I'd done this website. Laughing out loud.
• 2631.) meh
• 2630.) meh
• 2629.) [._.]
• 2628.) My apathy borders on uncontrollable rage. I must release.
• 2627.) No particular reason. Just wanna try out new sites.
• 2626.) 0
• 2625.) shit man, i dunno
• 2624.) Because.
• 2623.) Eeyore invited me.
• 2622.) I just moved to the Netherlands from Italy, my gf cheated on me and this summer it doesn't stop raining.
• 2621.)
• 2620.) Sure, I'll join, maybe. I'll do it tomorrow.
• 2619.) meh.
• 2618.) Meh.
• 2617.) ...
• 2616.) Boooohooooo, I need another social network, just for myself, without my knows friends. Booohoooo.
• 2615.) I'm a sheep and I need to break away from my herd...*meh meh meh*
• 2614.) Can't be bothered to explain
• 2613.) I just moved to a new city and i feel so alone that i need a social network to isolate myself even further to reach the bottom of my desperation.
• 2612.) Meh.
• 2611.)
• 2610.) Being in the digital advertising field, i'm sick of the pretentious people on today's many social networking sites that I have to deal with everyday. I need a social network which lets me express my suppressed cynicism and daily woes NOW!
• 2609.) trolls
• 2608.) I smell really nice.
• 2607.) Because my penis is stuck in this thing and I hope signing up for this gets it out somehow...
• 2606.) I don't know...
• 2605.) I love you
• 2604.) google plus is too hard
• 2603.) Because this is the best thing I've seen all week.
• 2602.) none worth sharing
• 2601.) need to see something new, bored about facebook, twitter and google
• 2600.) Because I really just don't care about social media....
• 2599.) i don't even really want an account. it's whatever.
• 2598.) Desperate is what that D in my email stands for
• 2597.) Meh. Whatever.
• 2596.) I have a Klout score of 57? And I'm really interested?
• 2595.) Because I AM tragically apathetic, living in a near police state, but not apathetic enough to not be curious about groupmeh.
• 2594.) I don't care
• 2593.) on a scale of 1 to very desperate, im very desperate.
• 2592.) 0
• 2591.) Everything is overrated
• 2590.) Every day is much like every other except for the occasional statue of an angel weeping, or potentially napping. Does anybody care?
• 2589.) Early adopter. Lifehacker ;)
• 2588.) DESPERATE
• 2587.) Good fucking god, let me in.
• 2586.) I'm joining because Facebook is Big Brother
• 2585.) meh....I like to be a beta tester :)
• 2584.) just typing this is wearing me out.
• 2583.) My father went to Azkaban. My brother went to Azkaban. What makes you think I'm different?!
• 2582.) Curiosity
• 2581.) I don't have a life!
• 2580.) i want to die alone.
• 2579.) Why not?
• 2578.) OH PLEASE LET ME IN OH PLEASE I AM APATHETICALLY DESPERATE (as well as hypothetically)
• 2577.) whatever
• 2576.) I like social media, gaming and foursquare...
• 2575.) Because I can't be bothered with Facebook and Google
• 2574.) I hate myself and I think the neighbours might be trying to kill me. Looking for like minded individuals to hate me too.
• 2573.) What the hell is a social network?
• 2572.) curious
• 2571.) Too interested in angel because of Doctor Who. I just need to know...
• 2570.) I'm bored. Can't think of a better place to be bored than here
• 2569.) i really don't care if i get in or not.
• 2568.) eh, why not?
• 2567.) my lead smokes, cycles, check out cycling website everyday, and don't know anything about work, but still earns 8k/month. I know more than him on work, yet only earn 2k/month.
• 2566.) I don't actually want an account. I suppose if I did want it with the prerequisite dribbly red-faced fervor, I couldn't be considered apathetic enough to fit in here. In truth I probably am, but I won't waste any time convincing you of it. I've got other things that require my indifference, you see. More to the point, the purpose of this statement of purpose is to tell the guy who posted reason
• 2565.) I'm a web social user since few years ago and i'm old gamer. So, i would like toi know what you made to combine its.
• 2564.) Isn't it kind of ironic letting in people who are desperate to get into a beta for a site for the apathetic? Meh...whatevs...
• 2563.) REALLY DESPERATE PEOPLE
• 2562.) Meh
• 2561.) I hate other people.
• 2560.) Because PLEASE.
• 2559.) I'm simply curious to see what this project has to offer to potential users.
• 2558.) Whatever.
• 2557.) meh?
• 2556.) why does it matter?
• 2555.) clever
• 2554.) this statue is me.
• 2553.) I don't really know. Can I get back to you?
• 2552.) FU
• 2551.) ...I hate using facebook. All everyone talks about there is Justin Bieber.
• 2550.) I am tired of Facebook and Twitter... and I am simply too tired to type this all.
• 2549.) Would be nice to be on a social network with lame games I can win without friends. Also, I hate you all.
• 2548.) You're looking for people who are really desperate to join a social network for the tragically apathetic?:-|"Hey look, everybody! Follow me to see how much I don't care! Let's share the ennui!"Why bother?Go ahead and create an account for me. Maybe I'll use it. Maybe I'll wait untilyou're out of beta and go live.Or maybe not.Who cares?
• 2547.)
• 2546.) sound interest. big sm user. early adopter. varied interest.
• 2545.) Im moving continents.
• 2544.) I really need to get into this or I'll take my ummm, sandwich for ransom.
• 2543.) This would be my first go at social networking.
• 2542.) I'm too miserable for Facebook.
• 2541.) Being an apathetic myself, and a hater of social networks in general, I'd like to give this a try. It looks promising. Also, I'm desperate for something new in this world not-so-wide-anymore web.
• 2540.)
• 2539.) meh
• 2538.) meh, I'll tell you later.
• 2537.) Loneliest guy on the planet.
• 2536.) I have two undergraduate degree, but I don't have a full-time job.
• 2535.) My career is suffering because of my business travel habits. I can't drag myself to pack until 5 mins before the cab arrives. Not only do I pack the wrong stuff, but lately I've been cramming new clothes in a suitcase still filled with the soiled stuff from my last trip. The result is I am far from 'dressing for success'. In fact, a client said to me last week: "When you've got time I'd like to introduce you to my iron."
• 2534.) I want join because I'm desperate to meet others just as apathetic.
• 2533.) i need help
• 2532.) 0
• 2531.) Well, I'm making a new blog to review websites and your page is quite interesting, but I'm not so deseperate, really.
• 2530.) Well lookie here. Another "game-changing" social network. There will be nothing here that is in any way NEW or REVOLUTIONARY. And considering this is the only correspondence I'm going to have with your staff, I might as well accept my not being invited to join as proof that this site is just more of the same. Groupmeh will go up in smoke without so much as a whimper. And I'm not saying this to be mean. I'm saying it because it is truth and out of my control. Just like everything else.
• 2529.) adlskjfalksdfja
• 2528.) Noah, this is hilarious
• 2527.) no reason. i don't really care.
• 2526.) Who has reasons, I mean why am I even typing right now?
• 2525.) too tired to come up with a good reason.
• 2524.) curiosity killed the cat.
• 2523.) 0
• 2522.) i've stopped caring
• 2521.) I'm so apathetic about this "anti-social network" that I'm losing braincells per second as I attempt to explain why I would ever need something like this. Too apathetic to care, frankly.p.s. I tried my best ;)
• 2520.) - because I could not be bothered closing the browser tab.
• 2519.) 0
• 2518.) ...meh.Honestly I would really like to try this site out, but I'm in no rush. I'm actually pretty lazy. Which is probably why this site appeals to me.Go figure.
• 2517.) 0
• 2516.) meh
• 2515.) FML
• 2514.) I don't really care
• 2513.) I naturally hate social networking, so I'm intrigued! Yeah, my rabbit has a facebook page, but I don't. 'Nuff said?
• 2512.) meh
• 2511.) I feel a burning urge to keep my disdain for society entirely to myself, but to do it with other people to which I have absolutely no connection nor desire to ever associate with sans an electronic intermediary.
• 2510.) I saw it on facebook
• 2509.) I have to think of a reason? Oh, forget it.
• 2508.) to write about this project in wwwhatsnew.com
• 2507.) how can i feel desperate in my apathy? ughh nevermind....
• 2506.) Life Sucks.
• 2505.) I don't really care if I'm given an account. I disabled my Facebook account over a year ago. I'm not interested in Google . I can't say I'm missing anything.
• 2504.) I have no purpose in life anymore... There is nothing I want. I am not interested in anything. Nothing gives me joy. I am 28, I don't know what I want to do in life. I don't know what kind of life I want. I have lived in over 10 cities and have no idea which city I want to live in. I don't have any hopes, hobbies, feelings... Everything feels empty... Why am I even writing this...
• 2503.) i don't leave my bed
• 2502.) 0
• 2501.) my google plus account isn't hip enough
• 2500.) I need a social network that represents my state of mind accurately.
• 2499.) because I want to more than anything in the whole world.
• 2498.) cause i might jump. Ha! j/k
• 2497.) fuck you
• 2496.) not sure, just curious
• 2495.) Curiosity got the best of me and I don't really have anything better to do...
• 2494.) cause I dont give a damn
• 2493.) nu? you make me laugh and I could do with a few laughs
• 2492.) Does it really matter?
• 2491.) Meh
• 2490.) I am desprate
• 2489.) invite me or dont i already have three social networks of people i dont know
• 2488.) Eh.
• 2487.) As you stated, I am desperate! :D
• 2486.) I couldn't care less.
• 2485.) Meh
• 2484.) well I just, sigh, I.... oh I cant even be arsed to explain...
• 2483.) 0
• 2482.) I'm bored with people...
• 2481.) I like this
• 2480.) Meh
• 2479.) I don't like people. Simple enough?
• 2478.) I want to join this next Facebook because I missed that one also....
• 2477.) i am tired of facebook. i wanted to try a new social site that will have a different appeal.
• 2476.) I've lived alone my whole life. I'm sick of typing a social life, so maybe another network might be the new relationship I need to pick me up, to lift my chin, to kickstart my apathy and blast it into nihilism ~ or vice versa. Thankssssss. Best regards.
• 2475.) yeah... um... whatever
• 2474.) I would say I really want to join, but meh, couldn't be bothered with setting up another profile... Perhaps you can do everything for me and I can just meh about :) hehehe
• 2473.) Because I need a PA/PR to manage my social networking cos I just can't keep up and can't be bothered! ; D
• 2472.) i am the definition of 'meh'. ive been told numerous times to stop saying and acting it. and im super bored lemme join
• 2471.) I feel that I will care about checking this website more than facebook. I despise facebook.
• 2470.) I need a reason? meh...
• 2469.) just because
• 2468.) just cause i dont have anything to do
• 2467.) I heard about it on Google ?
• 2466.)
• 2465.) I really can't be bothered. Oh please! Please! Accept me!! There, better?
• 2464.) because I am a failure.
• 2463.) meh.
• 2462.) Meh, don't add me for all I care.
• 2461.) I really don't care. I just don't care. Friends. meh.
• 2460.) I don't want to be alone all by myself.
• 2459.) whatever. I don't care.
• 2458.) Curious
• 2457.) I am too apathetic to provide a good reason for joining.
• 2456.) I don't want to.
• 2455.) Oxxx|;;;;;;;;;;;;>
• 2454.) groupmeh- because I don't care if you lost your phone. again. I'm still not RSVPing.
• 2453.) I'm looking forward to telling myself about my reunion of driving away from High School alone. How will I find myself to send the invitation without groupmeh?
• 2452.) I don't want to join.
• 2451.) Who cares?
• 2450.) I'm a hermit, and though the sight of another human being puts into a blind rage, I want to experience a social network.
• 2449.) i need beer.
• 2448.) Filling in this form is asking a lot, but I just didn't sign up for Google . Meh.
• 2447.) herewith my invitation for your social network to join me. or whatever. man.
• 2446.) absolutely nothing better to do with my afternoon.
• 2445.) im tired of popular social networks and want to be just alone with myself.
• 2444.) you don't have to let me in - I expect to be rejected
• 2443.) I'm annoyed by new Social Networks, and I don't want to join another one EVER again!
• 2442.) There are too many people on other social networks. They're always chattering away about this or that and it seems the noise never stops. Good grief... I just need a quiet place where I can be alone and not bothered. Please help!
• 2441.) because i could fucking care less....
• 2440.) meh! send one, dont send one, either way its ok.
• 2439.) meh I will meh the rest of my life if I don't get an invite to meh.
• 2438.) whatever....
• 2437.) Meh.
• 2436.) I am so socially fatigued. I am socially overworked.
• 2435.)
• 2434.) I don't care about joining, I just want to die.
• 2433.) asdf
• 2432.) I have no where else to hang out with others who have no where else to hang out.
• 2431.) meh
• 2430.) i don't care
• 2429.) I suffer from chronic social network fright, and am hoping to find a social network where I can post my self-indulgent ramblings without any risk that others will see them.
• 2428.) meh
• 2427.) Yesterday within two hours I lost my job, found out I might be deported back to my home country, and my boyfriend broke up with me. Seriously. And Im tragically apathetic.
• 2426.) I live a lonely, sad existence in a concrete bunker in the woods.
• 2425.) i don't care
• 2424.) whatever...
• 2423.) I have no real compulsion for joining... Let me in. Don't let me. Will it change anything? I doubt it.
• 2422.) When the government goes broke I'm killin' myself!
• 2421.)
• 2420.) I hate my life.
• 2419.) I don't really care that much whether I join any social network or not.
• 2418.) whatever
• 2417.) Is there a reason for anything?
• 2416.) I cant even pay for friends :(
• 2415.) I'll get back to you...
• 2414.) Coming up with a reason would involve far too much effort.
• 2413.) my life sucks and I don't care.
• 2412.) I'm not only apathetic but lazy too.
• 2411.) because I really couldn't be bothered not to
• 2410.) Really?
• 2409.)
• 2408.) Because one is not the loneliest number. Social networks would be more fun if it wasn't for all the bloody people in them
• 2407.) I don't care either way tbh.
• 2406.) It isn't like I really care that much... But I guess I could do with yet another social network to be invisible on.
• 2405.) I DONT LIKE PEOPLE
• 2404.) I haven't got the free will to think of one. Surely everyone else will be joining and so that makes it worth it so I don't get left behind?
• 2403.) desperation^2
• 2402.) 0
• 2401.) I'm super bored of bastards.
• 2400.) curiocity
• 2399.) Reason? Oh, forget it then.
• 2398.) If I could muster a good enough reason surely I wouldn't be apathetic enough to join....
• 2397.) I dont fucking know. I cant stop crying
• 2396.) Because i am a social media wanker and can see no reason to keep living. You are my last hope, GroupMeh.
• 2395.)
• 2394.) big social network userbig url buyerearlier adopter
• 2393.) Geek!
• 2392.) i don't care
• 2391.) Meh.
• 2390.) 0
• 2389.) 0
• 2388.) blah. blah. blah. I don't care
• 2387.) It was either this or sex.... meh!
• 2386.) 0
• 2385.) Because Im....Eh whats the point?
• 2384.) 0
• 2383.) 0
• 2382.) 0
• 2381.) 0
• 2380.) 0
• 2379.) 0
• 2378.) 0
• 2377.) 0
• 2376.) 0
• 2375.) celebrate apathy
• 2374.) I don't really give a shit about this... I can barely bring myself to click submit
• 2373.) The website sounds intriguing.
• 2372.) 0
• 2371.) Burned out on facebook.
• 2370.) Meh
• 2369.) I don't really care.
• 2368.) meh
• 2367.) Why bother.
• 2366.) As I was thinking of a reason I got distracted.
• 2365.) I don't really have one. Oh well.
• 2364.) forever a scone
• 2363.) Because it is there to do; as I have yet to use this network, in comparison with all that is currently available, could not be worse.
• 2362.) I refuse to find a job and I've been home alone with my dog all day. I really just don't care.
• 2361.) why not?
• 2360.) i'm totally unheeding whether i get the account or not.
• 2359.) 0
• 2358.) meh.
• 2357.) forever alone.
• 2356.)
• 2355.) 0
• 2354.) My girlfriend cheated on me... with my dog.
• 2353.) I don't care ...
• 2352.) Who cares?
• 2351.) Meh.
• 2350.) 0
• 2349.) 0
• 2348.) 0
• 2347.) Bored
• 2346.) 0
• 2345.) 0
• 2344.) i'm just not very active on facebook. this seems more my style.
• 2343.) 0
• 2342.) 0
• 2341.) Please
• 2340.) 0
• 2339.) 0
• 2338.) I don't care either way
• 2337.) cause it's cool, *meh*
• 2336.) Eh
• 2335.) I am really desperate.
• 2334.) 0
• 2333.) 0
• 2332.) poo
• 2331.) 0
• 2330.) 0
• 2329.) I don't really care if I join or not.
• 2328.) 0
• 2327.) 0
• 2326.) curious?
• 2325.) 0
• 2324.) I almost pulled a
• 2323.) ...meh.
• 2322.) i have no friends and i spend most of my time recording myself on my computer lip syncing to famous pop songs within the last twenty years.
• 2321.) everything bores me! everything!
• 2320.) there is no reason... that's desperation
• 2319.) I don't do anything in the day.ANYTHING. Everything is boring.
• 2318.) ?
• 2317.)
• 2316.) My boyfriend and I just broke up. My best friend lives in Pittsburgh, I live in Florida. My next closest friend lives in New York. My only other friend has a life and is never online.
• 2315.) 0
• 2314.) because I just don't really give a shit.
• 2313.) I don't care if I get an account or not. I'm just killing time until the end.
• 2312.) 0
• 2311.) 0
• 2310.) ennui
• 2309.) Nevermind, it's too much work.
• 2308.) I have to say that I do not feel desperate to join this network. Because it is quite hard for me to feel I would like to join, though I am not quite sure if I should— wouldn't it be weird that an apathetic person wanted to join a group? If this is about showing off, I should rather not join, albeit I were accepted.I would like to know if it is possible to cancel the account (if I ever had one) and you do not keep any data of me, like it happens with the damn facebook.Thank you in advance.
• 2307.) Eh, I don't know. I kinda sorta might want to be part of this. If I feel like it one day. Thanks. I think
• 2306.) 0
• 2305.) I bought new underwear.
• 2304.) living a life of utter meh.
• 2303.) meh....
• 2302.) came back from meditation without talking and now I am sitting the whole night at my computer just to communicate
• 2301.) 0
• 2300.) Because I really don't care.
• 2299.) fuck it...don't care
• 2298.) Meh... why not...
• 2297.) Really really interested ...
• 2296.) 0
• 2295.) 0
• 2294.) i painfully ask you to add me. please, do it. or don't. life is pointless both ways.
• 2293.) CUS MY COCK IS REALLY SMALL
• 2292.) whatever. it's 2:30 in the morning and i'm applying for an invite to an apathetic social network.
• 2291.) Desperate? Meh.
• 2290.) ehh
• 2289.) forever alone.
• 2288.) just meh.
• 2287.) I'm always serching a person who loves and understand me, with my troubles and depressives moments, so I would like to enjoy this social network to know (or not) people with the same profile.
• 2286.) Cause I'm alone for my entire life.
• 2285.) :(
• 2284.) Funny. Trick question. If I were truly apathetic, I wouldn't be desperate to join. So, frankly, I don't give a damn one way or the other. Just something to do while conscious.
• 2283.) 0
• 2282.) my gerbil died
• 2281.) feeling very meh at the moment.
• 2280.) 0
• 2279.) 0
• 2278.) I've nothing to do all day whilst plundering through the depths of the Internet.
• 2277.) curiousity
• 2276.) Everything else on the internet is really boring. This seems ok.
• 2275.) I'm pretty much the most apathetic person there is, but if you don't want me, guess that's cool. meh
• 2274.) college student. realized my parents are cooler than i will ever be. also people are boring and the people that aren't boring are either crazy or obsessed with themselves.
• 2273.) I'm extremely curious. I live in a country where social networking is about getting fans and friends, making people like photos and status updates. I'm tired of all that. I heard that you got something cool in store for me.
• 2272.) My apathy has turned to lethargy and will surely change to ennui if you don't pick me.
• 2271.) 0
• 2270.) It is spring break, i am in cancun, and I have spent the whole day alone, doing nothing, just surfing the net. I AM DESPERATE.
• 2269.) I am numb in the wrong places
• 2268.) whatever.
• 2267.) Dying alone. That is all.
• 2266.) That'd be too much like hard work.
• 2265.) I hate birds
• 2264.) you'll make me smile :)
• 2263.) i am entirely alone
• 2262.) The picture on your page reminds me of the creepy statues from the "Blink" episode of Dr. Who. I'm afraid to look away. I'm hoping that if I join, I can get away from this picture and be able to look at something else!
• 2261.) I don't care
• 2260.) What the fuck is going on in here?
• 2259.) desperation
• 2258.) cause i am UNcool
• 2257.) Eh, because it's here.
• 2256.) i don't find reasons to live so i came here
• 2255.) 0
• 2254.) I don't really care if I'm allowed to join.
• 2253.) i DGAF
• 2252.) i know its a joke, but so is life. please let me be in on the joke.
• 2251.) PLEASE!!11 MY LIFE SUCKS11!!1 I REALLY NEED THIS INVITATION TO HELP ME FILL THE GAPING VOID IN MY HEART, I PROMISE I'LL BE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL!! ALSO MY DOG HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH TERMINAL CANCER AND MY MOM HAS BENIGN HERPES.
• 2250.) curious
• 2249.) I just spent hours in a client meeting listening to things that dont concern me.
• 2248.) i'm too apathetic to get out of the bed and join parties with free alcohol.
• 2247.) I'm tired of beating my head against a brick wall.
• 2246.) because i feel a desperate need to spread and share my apathy
• 2245.) I don't really care if you let me or not.
• 2244.) Do I need a reason? I dont care enough to give a reason. Fuck it.
• 2243.) Because I have actual valid opinions
• 2242.) I work for a PR firm.
• 2241.) i was curious about this, now, not so much. so, fulfill my request, or don't, whatever. thanks, i guess.
• 2240.) bored like shit
• 2239.) why not
• 2238.) 0
• 2237.) Im chairman of the bored.
• 2236.) whatever....
• 2235.) i'll do it i guess
• 2234.) i live online. alone. i don't like boundaries. i like to be left alone.
• 2233.) I don't really have one. I don't care enough about people's status updates to like facebook, I don't care enough about Harry Potter and hipsters to like tumblr, and I'm not racist enough to like 4chan.
• 2232.) Eh
• 2231.) Curiosity. I'm losing the will to live here, I can't stand not knowing. I need this...
• 2230.) i don't really feel like typing more than my email address...
• 2229.) i'm desperate, and truly pathetic
• 2228.) curiosity
• 2227.) It's taken me over a week (and lots of annoying reminders) for me to get round to joining this
• 2226.) I'm pretty apathetic about all this. I'm intrigued, but I guess deep down I really don't care whether or not my request to join is accepted.
• 2225.) I am emptyI believe in nothing and in no oneI hate everything
• 2224.) I have nothing better to do.
• 2223.) I guess this goes against my (borrowed) philosophy of not joining any club that'll have me, but I'm just curious to see what'll happen. Or something.
• 2222.) I got rejected the first time. So I use a different email address to let you know that I dont even care about your site anyway. Meh!
• 2221.) I don't really want to live anymore
• 2220.) I'm seriously sick of the internet, though I feel like I'll really love this; plus, I live in a remote town in southern Serbia. I think that's enough of a reason.
• 2219.) i want to join because everything else sucks. this probably will too, but i have nothing better to do.
• 2218.) meh.
• 2217.) Apathy suits me.
• 2216.) idk what this is
• 2215.) Meh.
• 2214.) i am really, really desperate. complètement désepérée.
• 2213.) meh, why not
• 2212.) oh God, I am the embodied meaning of despair itself.
• 2211.) so bored :( :D
• 2210.) do i really need a reason? gosh...
• 2209.) People suck, other social networking websites fail to express this properly.
• 2208.) ...
• 2207.) bored
• 2206.) I don't know, why do you care?
• 2205.) 0
• 2204.) no reason at all...
• 2203.) I was touched.
• 2202.) Please guys, let me in!
• 2201.) I need to entertain all this insomnia. I need to take off this mask.
• 2200.) I'm kinda bored right now.
• 2199.) I clicked a button and I'll even click another one, also I typed an email, what more do you want?
• 2198.) meh
• 2197.) i belong to every other fucking social network, lemme into this one damnit. kidding. i love the parody. fucking genius.
• 2196.) so desperate
• 2195.) I am a loser and I don't have any friends. Not that I care, really. I was talking to my cat the other day and she just got up and left. Someone HAS to care about how the crackers I ate were good for a while, but eventually led to a serious case of the tummy grumbles, right?
• 2194.) 0
• 2193.) I would pref... meh
• 2192.) 0
• 2191.) Being alone in body and spirit begets loneliness, and loneliness begets more loneliness.
• 2190.) 0
• 2189.) I am the physical embodiment of tragically apathetic. I was almost too apathetic to type out how apathetic I am.
• 2188.) 0
• 2187.) I'm tired of all the people on other social networks such as Facebook and Twitter that are engaging life, doing interesting things and think I care about it. But to be clear, I don't really care if you let me in or not.
• 2186.) I don't really care about facebook anymore.
• 2185.) exclusivity is irresistible
• 2184.) 0
• 2183.) 0
• 2182.) Meh
• 2181.) Desperate to join!
• 2180.) more network
• 2179.) 0
• 2178.) 0
• 2177.) i'm bored to death and i simply don't care....
• 2176.) because of meh
• 2175.) ...I don't really care that much
• 2174.) chet told me about it
• 2173.) bored with people
• 2172.) i am failing 3 classes, i sleep a lot in school, i am unemployed, i never leave my house...ever, i dont have a lot of friends, i dont talk a lot even though i dont have any social disorders, i havent applied to college yet, ive never had a girl friend and im am not bothered by it at all, i half assed writing this reason to get in this site...cmon look at the gramatical errors, and above all...i...strait...dont....give.....a.....fuck about anything...EVER!!!
• 2171.) It seemed easier to click submit which is in the middle of the screen than the x all the way up near the top.
• 2170.) I saw this on tumblr. It looked sick.
• 2169.) Beacause I think you rock and are geniuses
• 2168.) Meh, to apathetic to explain.
• 2167.) Because Lydia Deetz is my hero.
• 2166.) I've just finished reading 'Suicide Note' by Mitchell Heismanhttp://www.suicidenote.info/ebook/suicide_note.pdf
• 2165.) Usually I don't like people but this may be the answer to that
• 2164.) I could care less.
• 2163.) baby boomer trying to keep up...
• 2162.) Because I don't do facebook, I don't tweet (birds tweet, tweeters tweet, grown ass men don't tweet) and I barely use LinkedIn...apathy, thine name is me.
• 2161.) I don't really care either way.
• 2160.) Ugh, I have to submit a reason?
• 2159.) I'm the Curator of Popular Culture at Goodby, Silverstein, by god, and I need to steal stuff!!!!!
• 2158.) i hate people?
• 2157.) I am so apathetic I don't know what apathetic means.
• 2156.) because i'm fucking cool
• 2155.) i hate the internet
• 2154.) fuck you
• 2153.) bored.
• 2152.) I have no friends whatsoever, nobody likes me, my cat has just been runover by a car and this morning I got stuck in the toilet barrier at the train station. a good way to start my day!
• 2151.) I have no friends, everyone hates me, I'm going to just die alone and there is nothing i can do....sigh.
• 2150.) I want to end my life but I can't be bothered to.
• 2149.)
• 2148.) I can't really be bothered to write out why I should join. I just don't care.
• 2147.) 0
• 2146.) meh
• 2145.) I couldn't give a fuck
• 2144.) I guess I don't really have any reasons. Isn't that kind of the point?
• 2143.) because i want to know moar about this website. :o idk/c
• 2142.) pedestrian indifference.
• 2141.) Do I even need one? My name is Brianna and I'm absolutely worthy of all social media. You're welcome.
• 2140.) for fun
• 2139.) i put the "me" back in "meh."
• 2138.) whatever
• 2137.) I'd give you a reason for wanting to join, but that would take too much effort. Meh!
• 2136.) i have no life
• 2135.) i'm super desperate.
• 2134.) Meh, whatever.
• 2133.) I mean, I don't really care if I get in. I just signed up because I had nothing else to do and no one to talk to. I figure even if I got an account here, it would probably be pretty much the same thing. Just on the internet.
• 2132.) Because I'm desperate
• 2131.) I'm a young student at University studying an IT degree course I don't even enjoy but desperate to do something with my life. I'm failing my first year already but I have no where to go; I feel so alone than ever with no where or anyone to turn to.
• 2130.) Becouse i don't understand what the hell is this, and it makes me curious.
• 2129.) My life is a big fat pile of meh.
• 2128.) meh.
• 2127.) I am very curious to learn more about it :)
• 2126.) Because I'm desperate!
• 2125.) I am the mostest meh around
• 2124.) I'm desperately apathetic. This seems like the right place for me to be.
• 2123.) i just found out yesterday that i have a week to take out a loan to pay for my little sisters college because my parents has disowned her since she's adopted. fucked right?
• 2122.) Because I am truly desperate.
• 2121.) I have to fake "professionalism" every day at my job. And then when I come home, my wife especially appreciates it if I keep the act up. And my 1-year old doesn't speak English yet. Nobody knows the real me.
• 2120.) I HATE MY LIFE
• 2119.) I hate Facebook, Diaspora is dead, I gave up on promoting my business on LinkedIn, my country formums are full of idiots, Twitter has become a chat room for the bourgeois and Identica has nothing but self centered *NIX egos. Since I have no friends, Beluga is useless and I have no interest in meeting people around me through Yobongo. This is for me. Or not. Whatever thanks.
• 2118.) nfiskl
• 2117.) because i am tragically desperate and apathetic.
• 2116.) why not
• 2115.) There is no point in beggin you. Do as you wish.
• 2114.) I want in!
• 2113.) I don't want to be a part of any group that would have me as a member.
• 2112.) why not?
• 2111.) full of meh.
• 2110.) i feel like the picture
• 2109.) im the ambassador for the tragically apathetic. My friends said so.
• 2108.) I have nothing left in life. My very existence is teetering on the brink of destruction. The only thing that will keep me from certain suicide is finding another damn social network to distract me from my own bitterness.
• 2107.) Desperate barely begins to describe me.
• 2106.) Why not.
• 2105.) because I'll never be hip enough for Facebook.
• 2104.) this is all just too much effort...
• 2103.) general hatred for the common man
• 2102.) because it's not really all that
• 2101.) What do you care? Geez, so many responsibilities. "Explain why you want to join Meh," "Go to work," "Pay your bills," "Use a condom," "Pray for rain," "Just say no," "Eat a green thing everyday." Exhausting.
• 2100.) does it matter?
• 2099.) dunno
• 2098.) I hate my job. I hate my life. I don't feel like leaving the house. I want to not find likeminded individuals. If you don't accept me for beta, I'll be forced to go out there [fearfully nods to the side]
• 2097.) life. need i say more? seriously though, i only have so much emotional energy alloted a day and i'm almost ou...fzzt.
• 2096.) Because you are my professor.
• 2095.) I HAVE NO LIFE.
• 2094.) I HAVE SCARS EVERYWHERE. I GET HATE. I AM A FUCKING DEPRESSED TEENAGER.
• 2093.) i am a fucking depressed teenager
• 2092.) I don't care enough to come up with a reason.
• 2091.) Cos I new Social media was going to degenerate into people selling their friends out to benefit business. This way I may get some peace while still projecting the facade of being social
• 2090.) Life is average for me and im trying to waste it on the internet.
• 2089.) Watching all the overachievers I went to college with on Facebook is killing me. That and my Dad just died. And my dog. My mom died a year before that (no joke). I'm truly (a)pathetic right now.
• 2088.) I am an especially egregious case. I oversee social media marketing for my agency and even wrote a book on the subject, and yet I cannot muster the will to participate. I finally had to disable my Facebook account after 3 years of unanswered friend requests, including my own wife. My "do as I say, not as I do" rationale to clients is wearing thin. I need a social network that demands nothing of me; I'm fully prepared to meet that demand.
• 2087.) i'm bored.
• 2086.) WELL IM WAITING FOR THIS PARCEL TO ARRIVE AND ITS TAKING AGES AND MY EYES WILL BLEED BECAUSE IM STARING AT THE WINDOW SO MUCH HELP MY BOREDOM not meant to be in caps but i dont have the energy to retype it
• 2085.) Why not?
• 2084.) Don't distort the issue with facts, just let me in.
• 2083.) I'm in advertising and this is the kind of stuff i'm supposed to be interested in...meh. ;)
• 2082.)
• 2081.) because my bourgeoisie malaise is more than yours.
• 2080.) look at the email address. nuff said.
• 2079.) http://i.imgur.com/quWrg.jpg
• 2078.) Bordom
• 2077.) because the apathetic game-changer movement needs a revolution. big time.
• 2076.) i don't really care if you sign me up or not, really. ya know... kinda... whatever.
• 2075.) Meh.
• 2074.) I might want to join. I'm not sure.
• 2073.) i can't get any worse
• 2072.) I don't want to join
• 2071.) i live
• 2070.) Believe it or not, this is the most productive thing I've done today.
• 2069.) for potential pop culture engineering and existential considerations as it relates to the future of human discourse.
• 2068.) I'm meh all the time.
• 2067.) I really like people but I don't like parties. I'd like a social network with lots of members but no conversations. To be part of something without actually being of something. You know?
• 2066.) really desperate to know what is this all about
• 2065.) I don't believe in love. I'm adopted. I date a super model who loves football...she's ok, I guess.
• 2064.) God, I don't know... I mean, why do I do anything? It's not like it matters anyway, right?
• 2063.) Can't be bothered to think of one
• 2062.) I can't be bothered to give a reason.
• 2061.) cant take it anymore
• 2060.) GroupMeh is the last step I need to take before I submit to the meaninglessness of life and kill myself.
• 2059.) I am living alone and i want to make my life more meaningful.
• 2058.) Why bother? It'll just be another rejection letter to file away...
• 2057.) frustrated... that's why...
• 2056.) because I'm utterly desperate for yet another way to socialize in solitude.
• 2055.) Is this even worth the meh?
• 2054.) i don't feel like having a good reason.
• 2053.) Eh....you know.
• 2052.) because I just don't give a fuck.
• 2051.) I like your angel.
• 2050.) unemployed, and terribly, terribly bored with the whole thing
• 2049.) i tried to cut my wrist using laptop screen's edge.
• 2048.) there's no reason...
• 2047.) Only so I can never log in again
• 2046.) Go on add me. Or not. I don't really care.
• 2045.) nothing better to do... and it's raining.
• 2044.) Do I have to?
• 2043.) Is this field mandatory?
• 2042.) i can't even bring myself to say
• 2041.) Bored with everything else
• 2040.) MEH
• 2039.) dasda
• 2038.) 0
• 2037.) Frequent psychotic episodes. Delusions of grandeur. Megalomania. A mild feeling of pity for the general populous we call the "status quo". Feeling I'm better than others. Caring through not caring. Steady breath and calm tone. Overuse of the words "meh", "eh" and "bleh"... general disinterest, even in th
• 2036.) Too hot to work, too tired to think
• 2035.) 0
• 2034.) They made me, so I join or lose my job title. Not that I care either way.
• 2033.) Down in the hole, lingeringly, the grave digger puts on the forceps. We have time to grow old. The air is full of our cries. But habit is a great deadener.
• 2032.) i'm sitting here, day after day, and nothing surprises me. drugs don't help anymore, sex is boring... will i ever find something interesting? groupmeh is my last hope.
• 2031.) I hate my job, my coworkers and my family!
• 2030.) Curiosity
• 2029.)
• 2028.) i dont know, really... i dont know
• 2027.) I was depressed. I spoke to God and he sent an angel to help me. The angel duly proceeded to rape and sodomize me. I am felling sad.
• 2026.) I hate networking and social networking in general, but my work demands that I network..and this is killing me inside...I want to live a bit on groupmeh..and be there and not network.
• 2025.) Someone told me I should.
• 2024.) Someone told me I should.
• 2023.) Not like it matters one way or the other.
• 2022.) Why no?
• 2021.) She rejected me, again.
• 2020.) So maybe here I wont have to look at the pictures of the fresh newborns that my 8 friends on facebook keep pumping out, or learning how much time they spend on starbucks, maybe and just maybe this will be a nice way to get phone calls for a change instead of pokes. maybe if I can join you guys I'll have a something to brag about that I actually did on social media. In the end I'm just looking for self improvement.
• 2019.) Let's try to make friends, but I can not, try to have a boyfriend, but I was young, my parents sent me to live in another city that no longer put up with me, please let me join, is the only thing left for me now.
• 2018.) I have no life. Thanks, Annie
• 2017.) Nothing is okay.
• 2016.) I can't be bothered to come up with a reason. In fact, I can't be bothered to finish typin
• 2015.) seems interesting. i haven't left my house in 2 months. desperate enough?
• 2014.) looking for an alternative to FB
• 2013.) whatever
• 2012.) I need social network just for me... 'cause I'm tragically apathetic.
• 2011.) need more alone time.
• 2010.) I want to reach the true depths of my apathy.
• 2009.) because despite my boyfriend telling me I'm pretty, I still need to surround myself with groups of people who pander to me in order to boost my ego. constantly. it's a problem. -- emily
• 2008.) Womp womp womp. That's the nicest thing I could think of.
• 2007.) I don't want to be left out.
• 2006.) I'm bored. with everything
• 2005.) I'm a media planner - curiosity is an occupational hazard.
• 2004.)
• 2003.) eh
• 2002.) 1) Bragging rights, the glory and the fame. 2) Anything with "meh" in the name is worthy of receiving my email.
• 2001.) I would prefer not to provide one.
• 2000.) Facebook make feel like a loser...
• 1999.) sitting next to a bottle half empty (read: really, really note half full) whiskey, listening to rockabilly (read: sad drunk music) and deck writing for a client presentation that may or may not happen. i deserve this.
• 1998.) I tried to come up with a witty reason, but it was taking too much time. If you allow me to join, fine. If not, whatever.
• 1997.) Lost my job and I could care.
• 1996.) Because I felt like it.
• 1995.)
• 1994.) Does it really matter? Any of it?
• 1993.) Because I'm filling this out on a Sunday afternoon instead of partaking in other festivities that would involve other people.
• 1992.) I work in digital strategy. and i'm a beta fanatic. that is, however, the only thing i'm enthusiastic about.
• 1991.) a rock feels no pain and an island never cries
• 1990.) whatevs
• 1989.) solipsism-istically can not trust any other person, am condescending and cycnical of all others. can trust no one.
• 1988.) I fought the oracle's prediction, and yet here I am...
• 1987.) wasting my time again...
• 1986.) i'm stuck in my life i don't have the strength to progress... i can't find a way to love and happiness please help me
• 1985.) Eh...
• 1984.) Last night at a party i ate a whole peanut which i brought from home just to get the attention of the girl i love. The thing is, i am allergic to peanuts and i just wanted her to notice me for once. My face swelled up so bad i couldn't see anything and i'm currently crying and listening to depressing music because i will never know if she saw me :'-(
• 1983.) only someone as desparate as myself would be associated with a domanin name like pococurante...
• 1982.) When I started using Facebook, I assumed that disingenuousness and agressiveness in the form of self-advertisement were the exception to the rule for online interaction. Slowly, I came to realize that they are the default mode for all human communication. Groupmeh really is the place for me.
• 1981.) My tremendous apathy prevents me from being bothered enough to have a reason.
• 1980.) Oh, gawd. I don't know. Like, 'cos I'm here already and to get away from this page, I'd have to, I dunno, click something or something. Whatever.
• 1979.) Group apathy.
• 1978.) I'm lazy and unmotivated.
• 1977.) Because it took me four days to break through all of the barriers to me joining. You know barriers like staying in bed, making coffee, looking at hipster glasses on the internet. Hey have you checked out the new Hippolyta CD? Yeah me neither
• 1976.) nomediaspend.com starts to be boring
• 1975.) I guess I kinda want to see what this is all about.
• 1974.) I can't be bothered to refresh this page to delete my email address
• 1973.) Intelligent life lacking.
• 1972.) I work with people at TBG - not the ones that did this - but I heard about it, and I'm tragically apathetic.
• 1971.) I can't stand the other social networks. Worse than that though, I can't stand myself while on those other networks. I desperately need an alternative or the my consequences are sure to be dire.
• 1970.) I'm curious to see what you're up to!
• 1969.) Since I evolved from being merely pathetic years ago, I have been consistently apathetic.
• 1968.) I'm tired of ridiculous people pretending to be happy on other social networking sites.
• 1967.) I couldnt care less to come up with a reason to join honestly...like whatever
• 1966.) I'm a bit bored with The Facebook.
• 1965.) I'm stalking Jay Zasa.
• 1964.) I want to see what's in this network and if it's really apathetic, bored and different from all other social networks.
• 1963.) I would like to be left alone.
• 1962.) i would prefer not to
• 1961.) choose friends , choose status messages,choose pokes,choose likes,choose comments,choose fucking relationship status choose the fucking city you live in..i chose not to choose
• 1960.) I work at Samsung, and yes, I'm suggesting you read between the words. Thanks.
• 1959.) its fun
• 1958.) Your homepage looks like an insurance company that promises little and guarantees nothing. I find that appealing.
• 1957.) I can't go on.
• 1956.) i like girls
• 1955.) Im desperate
• 1954.) asdasdasd
• 1953.) meh. I guess I don't giev. eitherways.
• 1952.) The Internet is worthless.
• 1951.) meh.
• 1950.) ...in need of a life changing social network
• 1949.) eh i guess i dont really care if im picked
• 1948.) There is no reason. Who the hell cares? Let me in, don't let me in, what the hell difference will it make? Nada. This typing is boring me. I'm going back to bed.
• 1947.) what does apathetic mean?
• 1946.) Shouldn't it count against us if we actually ask for an account? I mean really, that's overachieving for the typical apathetic...but I'm in if you send an invite!
• 1945.) Just because.I'm alone.
• 1944.) I'm bored
• 1943.) Because there is only one thing I come close to caring about; socially announcing my apathy towards life and the reason to live. Online. I think groupmeh would be much better than wristcutterscentral. The name is easier. :\
• 1942.) cos you guys are crazy and I wanna know what this is about...i get hurt easy, so if you decline my request do it gently x
• 1941.) oh i have to type something worthwhile?fuck it
• 1940.) go on, please?or not, whatevs.
• 1939.) How am I supposed to know, or care, what "in beta" means? Cut the faux Greek crap! I don't need any more hurdles!!!
• 1938.) To whom it may concern,I am interested in joining the group because:I live with a married couple and surrounded by couples whenever I try to socialise;Recently had to defend my phd thesis and had been told that I had to resubmit although the examiners wanted me to publish a booked- one examiner had 157 minute points he thought it was worth developing knowing hat here is such thing called the word limit.Thank you.
• 1937.) nothing else to do.
• 1936.) Because I am curious?
• 1935.) After joining FB last year and making 400 friends, I then blocked them all from my news feed, but still I keep logging on to FB to find out, well, really nothing. I think your network might be a better way for me to approach this whole difficult issue.
• 1934.) meh...i was bored
• 1933.) no reason
• 1932.) meh. None of your business, really.
• 1931.) what the hell ill give it a try if you ever get it to beta
• 1930.) I am an introvert and an absurdist. I think that nothing has meaning and even nothing is meaningless. I wish to continue with the help of some like-minded people. So I request for my sign up.
• 1929.) meh... no special reason... might as well...
• 1928.) Because I love social gaming and I want to see if it's worth the hype.
• 1927.) Hi, I was kind of just browsing around and stumbled upon Groupmeh. I'm not really interested, but hey.
• 1926.) This is my first attempt (feeble though it might be) at social networking. I don't really see what all the hubbub is about. Just pick up the damn phone and call...
• 1925.) curiousity
• 1924.) whatever... i dont really care
• 1923.) Because I could care less about the rest of the internets.
• 1922.) to give a reason, could be the first step to begin a conversation... so I would prefer not to give reasons ;_)
• 1921.) Meh...
• 1920.) hi, i'd like an account so i can wallow in a sea of mediocrity. but if not then whatevs.
• 1919.) Everyone I know is on Facebook except me, and I don't care.
• 1918.) From Bertrand Russell's Autobiography:"I was having the greatest difficulty in believing that anything was worth doing. Sometimes I would have fits of such despair as to spend a number of successive days sitting completely idle in my chair with no occupation except to read Ecclesiastes occasionally."Such am I.
• 1917.) i am meh in persona!!!!
• 1916.) apathy
• 1915.) meh
• 1914.) i don't even care enough to write something interesting, creative, or challenging. i can't change anything anywhere and if it looks like i'm trying, then who's the bigger fool?
• 1913.) One can only be drunk/asleep for so many hours of each day; I need something to fill the other two.
• 1912.) Why not.
• 1911.) because I am bored
• 1910.) meh..
• 1909.) if i knew the fucking reason, i wouldn't be here.
• 1908.) meh...
• 1907.) meh is the only way to survive
• 1906.) fuck life.
• 1905.)
• 1904.) life is out there, we don't belong to this world
• 1903.) Dude. I have four children, two ex-husbands (one if them Irish, though both of their mothers are dead, nevermind) two grandchildren from the child of the first fella, and a troll of a Jewish mother-in-law. Fuck it. I'm fighting this out.
• 1902.) Facebook is meh...let me in!
• 1901.) huge everything
• 1900.) I really don't care if you accept me, since this life probably doesn't matter anyway. What is life? Why am I online? Why do I care if I get to interact with faceless individuals here? It would be interesting if I got to meet other emotionally challenged people who won't care that they met me and vice versa. I figure as long as I have to live this droll life, I might as well try to spice it up once in a while. (To no avail, probably.)
• 1899.) I saw rick web talk at thinking creatively conference and thought he was awesome and he talked about this site so i want to check it out.
• 1898.) If I gave you a reason, that would mean I really care that you get back to me. Actually, I'm kind of surprised you asked.
• 1897.) I lack the skill of empathy and often am at a loss when people pour their hearts out with their troubles and worries demanding some form of amical reaction. Consequently my friends and acquaintances have gradually dwindled and now I would like to fully embrace the life of solitude in with poise and zen.
• 1896.) It's not 1985.
• 1895.) Unable to cope with Facebook, Twitter, etc. Unwilling to cope with Facebook, Twitter, etc.
• 1894.) Run a marketing twitter.
• 1893.) Yeah, later maybe...
• 1892.) OH MY GODDDDDDDD THIS IS AWESOME!!! PLEASE PLEASE LET ME JOIN!! :D *DESPERATE FACE*
• 1891.) PLEASE I JUST REALLY WANT TO oh don't mind.
• 1890.) because it looks fricken sick :D
• 1889.) Saw your presentation at the Thinking Creatively Conference!I had to :]
• 1888.) I'd rather not share.
• 1887.) I don't have anything better to do.
• 1886.) i don't know, i mean, i don't even care about this. it's hard to care about anything anymore when it's all digital. all i want to do is look at cats with captions all day, and that doesn't even make me smile anymore. life is unforgiving.
• 1885.) i don't really care at all.
• 1884.) like, whatever.
• 1883.) on second thought, i don't really care. whatever.
• 1882.) I am requesting for my husband. He hates the very idea of Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Digg, Foursquare, etc. This, he would enjoy.
• 1881.) It doesn't get any more desperate or apathetic than this (me).
• 1880.) I need to be socially antisocial.
• 1879.) I was a fine arts major in college, but after seeing how much bad art is already out there, I made the decision not to add to it.. but, who needs a reason anyway?
• 1878.) You can't possibly care.
• 1877.) Because if I don't get to see this, I'll be tragically apoplectic!
• 1876.) I dont care
• 1875.) I found remnants of my breakfast on my face during a meeting and had no choice but to eat it.
• 1874.) I thought it might suck less than completely.
• 1873.) I don't know.
• 1872.) 0
• 1871.) I am so, so alone.
• 1870.) what do i have to lose?
• 1869.) Feh. I have to come up with a reason? Rachmones! Oy mi nisht gut gevorn...
• 1868.) i am so desperately apathetic i really cant even finish asking for an invit
• 1867.) desperate man
• 1866.) bc im a barbarian?
• 1865.) Meh!
• 1864.) I'm boldly desperate.
• 1863.) I love the idea of a social network, but hate people and sharing things with them. I'll probably hate this too.
• 1862.) I don't really care that much. If I did, would I be here? To quote the great James Taylor, "Fuck FaceBook."
• 1861.) I hate everyone.
• 1860.) Even the "awesomeness" of the internet fills me with apathy, I need people to either help me by showing me the world isn't meh, or confirm my beliefs and share in my apathy.
• 1859.) I just read about this on Business Insider.
• 1858.) I actually don't want an invite. Don't contact me.
• 1857.) exhausted
• 1856.) the internet has become a boring place. please be the light at the end of the tunnel.
• 1855.) Idle curiosity... I can't really be bothered to come up with a better explanation to be honest.
• 1854.) want to check it out
• 1853.) guh.
• 1852.)
• 1851.) Don't really have a reason. Screw it...gonna go eat some cheese...
• 1850.) Don't really have a reason. Screw it...gonna go eat some cheese...
• 1849.) Er.......
• 1848.) i hate being social so much
• 1847.) I don't know, if you don't want me, whatever, it's cool
• 1846.) P.S. Shit, just kidding, I don't need to find people who care less than me. I don't care about them. I don't care if I ever hear from you again. I don't even know why I'm writing this.
• 1845.) I am currently on disability and am lucky if I can convince myself to get up to use the restroom. This is more time I've had to myself in 15 years, and I couldn't care less. I need to find people who care less than me. I need to.
• 1844.) Hate my work and my coworkers
• 1843.) 0
• 1842.) "Who am I?" "Why am I here?"These are the questions that put me to sleep at night.
• 1841.) Well there isn't much of one is there? Sign me up, don't sign me up, what's the difference. I'd probably just end up de-activating my membership after a few months like I have for every other stupid social attentionwhore fest out there.
• 1840.) Meh.
• 1839.) I don't really have a reason.
• 1838.) because. there's nothing else to do today.
• 1837.) I'm really lazy and want someone to involve me in a social network with no work involved on my side.
• 1836.) because my email address says it all.
• 1835.) dunno
• 1834.) I can say groupmeh in a very funny way.
• 1833.) tonight I'm so fucked up I could consider writing a musical based on the Shopaholic series, if you don't let me in.
• 1832.) if there's one word that sums up my life, it's "meh."
• 1831.)
• 1830.) 0
• 1829.) 0
• 1828.) The scrivener is my hero.
• 1827.) I'm really desperate.
• 1826.) Eh.
• 1825.) Facebook makes me anxious.
• 1824.) Like, whatever.
• 1823.) Do you really need one?
• 1822.) Screw you guys for wanting me to fill out yet another online application.
• 1821.) because I live in Italy.
• 1820.) everytime i get a retweet, a little part of my soul dies.
• 1819.) I'd planned to give you a long, well reasoned and thoughtful argument for why you should let me join. But then I figured meh. Why bother?
• 1818.) You can accept me if you want. Or not. I don't really care. This "social network" will probably turn out to be another frivolous exercise in vanity, like the rest of them.
• 1817.) In all honesty, I would have invented a reason to join. But that would take a modicum effort on my part.
• 1816.) I'm bored and I don't care.
• 1815.) I just want people to, y'know, "GET" the REAL me... in a VIRTUAL place.
• 1814.) My friend told me it was cool, and I can't be bothered to think for myself, and find my own shit to do.
• 1813.) I've encountered the British state and am in trauma
• 1812.)
• 1811.) Adult diaper rash
• 1810.) I've removed all of my friends from my feed on facebook because I could no longer bear it, and I don't @reply anybody on twitter. I'd like to see what you can offer my pathetic soul.
• 1809.) I'd wait to sign-up when the site's out of Beta but I probably forget and wouldn't bother to look it up later.
• 1808.) Respected Dude/s, it is too bothersome to actually come up with a reason to join ~ I just want to read the'about us' section >.< Not that I expect any drama either way ~
• 1807.) I don't want you to be left out - I have yet to disappoint you. Getting tired of disappointing the same people.
• 1806.) I don't know and I don't care.
• 1805.) I just don't care anymore.
• 1804.) cero enthusiasm
• 1803.) I'm desperately looking for fellow-minded people who think Facebook being valued at $50 billion is ridiculous. To what end I don't know.
• 1802.) it really doesn't matter
• 1801.) Whatever
• 1800.) I really hate people, but I need them. I want to kill myself.
• 1799.) Meh who cares
• 1798.) meh. it's whatever.
• 1797.) I'd tell you why, but I really can't be bothered.
• 1796.) cuz i'm a teenage dirtbag baby
• 1795.) Who cares?
• 1794.) mehhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't really have one
• 1793.) I have to read and write about social media all day for a living, but in my experience mainstream social sites like Facebook have been the most worthless thing ever. The idea of "sharing content" on such sites assumes that your "friends" have interests in common with you. I've discovered mine don't. Which seems wrong somehow. But since I don't care about my friends, and they don't care about me, I thought this might be more appropriate.
• 1792.) end of the day. bored.
• 1791.) gosh, i don't know. there was a few weeks there where all that kept me going was the quad steak burrito and whiskey. You know. Just reject me. just do it. everyone else does anyways.
• 1790.) Do I really need to provide one?
• 1789.) i'm so tired of the web right now..
• 1788.) Measles.
• 1787.) apathy is my middle name
• 1786.) What's an existential crisis if I can't be entirely engulfed by it online, in complete solitude? Groupmeh looks like the perfectly pointless antisocial outlet I've not been looking for.
• 1785.) Too tired/bored to close the tab.So I guess I have no other choice but to sign up then...
• 1784.) I hate people
• 1783.) 0
• 1782.) because it sounds like something i want to be a part of
• 1781.) i am apathetic by nature. the only thing i could will myself to do today was click on this link. so, you know, since i am already here....
• 1780.) 0
• 1779.)
• 1778.) The Blue Angel becons...
• 1777.) Whatever...
• 1776.) this shit looks like the shit
• 1775.) why did you make me fill out this form.i hate doing things to be more apathetic.at least I will be publicly noted as both desperate and troglodytic
• 1774.) I started to think up a reason and ...meh.
• 1773.) My girlfriend dump me last year and I still write letters to her that I never send. Beside this, I like to draw violent and sad images.
• 1772.) Bitches, I sent you request. O-O
• 1771.) I like a lot your social network
• 1770.)
• 1769.) your mom.
• 1768.) meh
• 1767.) Facebook rejected me.
• 1766.) Meh
• 1765.) I'm really apathetic and like the pic of the angel. I also hate Facebook. Can I join please?
• 1764.) I heard about it on tumblr and someone told me I should join. No idea what to do, though. I know why I am here, though.
• 1763.) Because I really need you, guys. Maybe we can get to know each other and find out we belong together. I so tired of all that generic social networks and this one, you guys, and I, we are so the perfect match. Think about it please. Have a nice day.Have a hug.Evii.
• 1762.) Don't Blink!
• 1761.) i just can't be bothered with reasons
• 1760.) life is a sad place
• 1759.) I guess i just hit that point where everyone around me, even my mom, thinks that I became awkwardly weird, 'cause I just talk with some animals (the apathetic ones)... but... meh
• 1758.) the problem is: i read this before: :-)http://www.barbariangroup.com/posts/7980-groupmeh_com_from_inside_joke_to_internet_sensation
• 1757.) meh nothing better to do
• 1756.)
• 1755.) It's free right?
• 1754.) MeH... is there anything else worth to say? , i dont think sooo /wrist
• 1753.) I don't know. Nothing better to do, I guess
• 1752.) my mom says that if I don't talk to another human she'll send me to a psychiatrist. I'm socially challenged
• 1751.)
• 1750.) A friend of mine recommended me this page
• 1749.) tragically apathetic
• 1748.)
• 1747.) Twitter takes too much attention, I don't care about Facebook, MySpace is just over and Bebo... Well, who remembers Bebo?
• 1746.) meh
• 1745.) i um, well, uh
• 1744.)
• 1743.) My friend sent this too me. I really want it... I might die without it.
• 1742.) My mom says that if I don't talk to some other human she'll send me to a psychiatrist. I'm socially challenged.
• 1741.) contact friends.
• 1740.) I don't really care if you let me in. Do whatever.
• 1739.) I don't know, and I don't care.
• 1738.) i'm desperate and apathetic.
• 1737.) I'm tragically apathetic. And I'm bored of Facebook.
• 1736.) meh...
• 1735.) got any better ideas?
• 1734.) I am attempting to become more apathetic, and am looking for inspiration. Because apathy is always a good choice when one plays the bassoon. So please allow me to join groupmeh.
• 1733.) Because I've got nothing better to do, and I have no idea what this is.
• 1732.) I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.
• 1731.) Saw Rick's Tumblr on this, and agree with his point. Possibly you'll continue doing stuff like this and update this list? Also it's my spam account, so nothing to lose.
• 1730.) I don't really care enough to write anything here. It doesn't matter if I get an invite or not.
• 1729.) Because I am a social fraud?
• 1728.) because every day there's another vYou or glue or beluga and I'm just like WHATEVER. You know, really, WHATEVER. I want to crawl into a hole and take a nap.
• 1727.) Soy un perdidor...I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me...(get crazy with the cheez whiz)
• 1726.) i hate life.
• 1725.) meh
• 1724.) because I haven't left my house in five days and my last shower was Monday morning.
• 1723.) I'm bored and tumblr as well as reddit are overloaded.
• 1722.) How can I better enjoy my apathetic loser status?
• 1721.) eh. why not.
• 1720.) eh, why bother.
• 1719.) i can't fight apathy. i don't want to. i just don't care about it.
• 1718.) Do I really want to join? Meh. Whatever you think.
• 1717.) My cat's breath smells like cat food.
• 1716.) OH GOD HOW DID I GET HERE I NO GOOD WITH COMPUTER
• 1715.) i have no real interest, but a mild curiosity.
• 1714.) i just dont give a damn
• 1713.) 0
• 1712.) I'm really apathetic towards everything, i must meet others like me so i can share my dismal life and how uneventful it is with others like me, if they even care
• 1711.) Facebook was way, way too much work.
• 1710.) I really, really, really don't care if you let me join.
• 1709.) meh...
• 1708.) I dont care
• 1707.) Life sucks. Period.
• 1706.) Because I want to. Meh.
• 1705.) If I try hard enough, some days I feel a mild urge to socialize with people who really just don't care. (Besides, my work badge says "Meh." I can quasi relate.)
• 1704.) Because I have nothing better to do?
• 1703.) This site may be something worth living for.
• 1702.) girl didn't answer my phone calls < meh >
• 1701.) I don't want to leave my room ever again.
• 1700.) 0
• 1699.) The truth is, I really don't care about joining. What's the point of it all?
• 1698.)
• 1697.) I can't be bothered to think of a reason.
• 1696.) It might be fun? Eh, I dunno. Something to do I guess.
• 1695.) dont know
• 1694.) because.
• 1693.) I am apathetic beyond reason.
• 1692.) facebook is fkin crowded
• 1691.) I want to see if you guys are as apathetic as I am
• 1690.) meh
• 1689.) I lost all the money in gambling. My girlfriend left me .... Today I found out I was an adopted child
• 1688.) competitive indifference is the name of the game
• 1687.) because meh.
• 1686.) 0
• 1685.) whatever man
• 1684.) I'm joining because I'm a nerdy, miserable, lonely, unimpressed fuck.
• 1683.) I'm having a brain melt trying to think of something clever but can't. I'm a social media junkie/nerd lazy
• 1682.) Desperation personified. C'est moi.
• 1681.) curiosity
• 1680.) I'm turning 44 years and I work in an interactive agency :( I feel out already
• 1679.) meh.
• 1678.) I wish to join the meh because I am living in a country other than that of my birth, where I do not speak the language, and my life at the moment is full of meh.
• 1677.) meh.
• 1676.) i have no life.
• 1675.) I hate everyone so much right now
• 1674.) If I had a friend for every time I posted "LOL" as a youtube comment, I would still have no friends.
• 1673.) sdf
• 1672.) Because I am an advertising bot. And I'm depressed because I can't read the captchas on any of my favorite blogs. Ugh. Why bother?
• 1671.) At my most excited i am incredibly bored.
• 1670.) If you must.
• 1669.) please accept me, i have nowhere else to go, nothing to do...
• 1668.) cause meh is my first thing to answer when ever someone say HOW ARE YOU
• 1667.) I'm a cat god dammit
• 1666.) meh.
• 1665.) Meh.
• 1664.) none
• 1663.) meh
• 1662.) meh.
• 1661.) I don't really care if you let me join. I was bored and found this site.
• 1660.) because i don't care for people.
• 1659.) working for gaming company so want to try it out
• 1658.) Troll is my mid .. and last name.
• 1657.) I don't know why I bothered...
• 1656.) I dunno, I guess, why not?
• 1655.) I'm tragecally apathetic...so much so that I can't be bothered to backspace and fix 'tragic'. And if ever there was a game I'd want to play, which there isn't, it'd be a revolutionary one. So, uhm, yeah. Pick me. If you want to. If you don't, that's fine too, I'll just go over here...
• 1654.)
• 1653.) meh,why not?
• 1652.) eh. why not
• 1651.) need a life, but not motivated enough to do anything more than this..
• 1650.)
• 1649.) I want to feel like I belong, but I hate people, so I want to belong to a group of people who don't like people so I don't have to ACTUALLY belong.
• 1648.) 0
• 1647.) 0
• 1646.) cause leanne suggested my apathetic ass check this out.and i'm desperately curious.
• 1645.) i dont care
• 1644.) Media student, i'm interested in any new idea. Thanks !
• 1643.) I mean... it's whatever.
• 1642.) cause i really just don't give a fuck. about anything. meh...facebook is tragically involving and unecessarily worthless. this seems like something different... i don't know, something else that i can either like or dislike and not care either way.
• 1641.) no real reason, curiosity maybe?
• 1640.) you bet i am
• 1639.) Because it's 10pm at night and I haven't accomplished a damned thing today, I work tech support and therefore my faith in humanity is in the negative, and there isn't a beer in the apartment. FML.
• 1638.) I'm bored as hell... Scratch that. More bored than hell.
• 1637.) so alone... so alone...
• 1636.) because really, why the fuck not.
• 1635.)
• 1634.) I don't step out of my house, just study and do homework and I have no one to ever talk to and I'm a huge internet geek. I'm desperate.
• 1633.) there's only so many times i can order pizza before it just stops coming.
• 1632.) I want to join because twitter blows, facebook is used to market to me, and google hasn't come up with a social network yet.
• 1631.) I'd rather not join if it requires me to do something.
• 1630.) I'd insert a famous quote but...
• 1629.) I guess if you want to give me an account. Whatevs.
• 1628.) ahhh who fucking cares
• 1627.) I don't care enough to come up with a reason.
• 1626.) I'm not that desperate.
• 1625.) Forever alone?
• 1624.) meh.
• 1623.) your whispered promises are lies and i don't care
• 1622.) Why should you care?
• 1621.) i have already been rejected by groupmeh.com
• 1620.) Because I really want to change my life, but in a meaningless and insignificant way. Plus I would like to be completely alone when it happens.
• 1619.) whatever . . .
• 1618.) I have nothing better to do.
• 1617.) because i'm desperate
• 1616.) I want everyone to know how little I care.
• 1615.) f@
• 1614.) I wanted to see if my auto-complete worked. It did. yay.
• 1613.) Because the form was short.
• 1612.) I don't actually feel very excited to join at all. In fact I'm laying on my bed with my laptop debating if finishing this sandwich is really worth the effort...
• 1611.) MEH!!!!!
• 1610.)
• 1609.) really now?! i can't be bothered...
• 1608.) do I really have to fill this part out?
• 1607.) Whatever.
• 1606.) Feh.
• 1605.) it doesnt bother me if i get accepted or not.
• 1604.) egh, what's the point?
• 1603.) I am sad.
• 1602.) fk-it, why not...
• 1601.) I've gotten used to my cubicle.
• 1600.) I hate my life
• 1599.) I want to share quotes from Finnegan's Wake with people who will understand.
• 1598.) i haven't had sex since 2005; meh...
• 1597.) I am tragically apathetic
• 1596.) I AM CALLED MATT. MATT SOUNDS LIKE MEH-T. GET IT?!
• 1595.) Because I truly have nothing else to do but add one more social network to my daily mix. Perhaps this might just add 3 photons of light to my drab and dreary days....
• 1594.) I was looking for something to involve myself in, and you weren't it.
• 1593.) i`m really desperately apathetic
• 1592.) Meh...so what?
• 1591.) http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lixtc7Vvjj1qa1id2o1_500.png
• 1590.) I am home alone with a toddler. I crave attention.
• 1589.) I almost didn't spend the energy to bother with signing up. But I'm curious.
• 1588.) i don't really care either way.
• 1587.) the jerk store called and they're running out of you. meh. and i want to search for double entendres within the meaning of life.
• 1586.) One time I called in sick to work
• 1585.) http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l637hm0hf11qb5qaeo1_500.png
• 1584.) There's something very wrong with me... and i need to find out what it is.
• 1583.) Yay. Another social network to collect trophy 'friends' who don't really give a damn about me.
• 1582.) Meh.
• 1581.) cause i want
• 1580.) It sounds intriguing.
• 1579.) Because regular life is just SOOOO meh.
• 1578.) que paso?
• 1577.) Because 99.9% of all matter is empty space between electrons and nuclei, there is no god, and Americans spend as much money on pet accessories each year as it would take to end world hunger.
• 1576.) The difference between ignorance and apathy - I don't know, and I don't care.
• 1575.) meh
• 1574.) If you decide to not give me an account I'll do absolutely nothing to stop you. But i will find your mom and put my penis inside her vagina.
• 1573.) I'm tragically apathetic and looking for a revolutionary, game-changing social network.
• 1572.) i'm jaded from hearing so much about 'social' networks. we are ever connected yet isolated. I need an outlet. I've never felt like I've belonged - anywhere. Maybe I belong amongst people who don't belong either.
• 1571.) Because I'm meh...
• 1570.) because friends ruin my facebook
• 1569.) meh
• 1568.) I don't really care if I'm allowed to join anyways
• 1567.) burned out
• 1566.) I need a place to check to see what I have been up to.
• 1565.) uhm *sigh*
• 1564.) bah!
• 1563.) I have nothing better to do during my horrible excuse for a life.
• 1562.) I hate the internet. The statuses, lol's, smileys, the horrible grammar and bad spelling, the lackluster photos, the inner city minority trash, the lustiness, the smut; The whole lot.
• 1561.) I'm a law student.
• 1560.) nilesism = one step up from nihilism
• 1559.) Meh.
• 1558.) eh.
• 1557.) :\
• 1556.) not applicable.
• 1555.) Cause I'm horribly pathetic.
• 1554.) Nobody talks to me on facebook, I think it has something to do with the fact that I have no real friends. I am a over night radio weather girl with a nocturnal schedule. I am a insomniac, usually bitchy, and slightly over weight.
• 1553.) 0
• 1552.) reason: curisity.. IS there any other reason?
• 1551.) meh.
• 1550.) My friends are bugging me to join Facebook, but I don't care enough to. Maybe this way they will stop bugging me. And it looks interesting.
• 1549.) because Dr. Who and Torchwood don't start for a few weeks and I like the weeping angel.
• 1548.) i need HELP!
• 1547.) Because I like Betas but loath reasons.
• 1546.) i'm really really bored, i need a new social network
• 1545.) whatever
• 1544.) Eh.
• 1543.) I just dont give a god-damn for any social media.
• 1542.) cause i wanna join
• 1541.) I sometimes feel meh about social networking !
• 1540.) none
• 1539.) curiosity
• 1538.) meh
• 1537.) because this is a totally meh idea...
• 1536.) I keep getting an error when I try to sign up. I've ceased to be interested in pasting my reason again and again.
• 1535.) 0
• 1534.) i have no one to talk to in real life
• 1533.) 0
• 1532.) I was barely able to bring myself to type this
• 1531.) I'm tragically apathetic
• 1530.) i don't really care if i get accepted.
• 1529.) I've been a part of two very successful relationships, and they both sucked
• 1528.) history has flattened. one might argue history never was. im here for the lulz
• 1527.) I've quit all the things I once cared about, I can't get the energy to even attempt suicide (plus I'm not really a fan), I have no motivation and would rather drop out of this top tier college I'm going to on a nearly full ride scholarship to be a minimum wage job and sit around all day not thinking about anything slowly waiting for my sedentary lifestyle to kill me.
• 1526.) I'm a quadlingual Black American Prince (BAP), whose BAPtist overachieving ways have condemned him to a life of sulking, self-loathing and inadequacy. Moreover, I tend to go through therapists more quickly than a pack of fine imported cigarettes.
• 1525.) um, whatever
• 1524.) whatever
• 1523.) 0
• 1522.) Tragically apathetic is the appellate that I have been searching for to define my general state of being.
• 1521.) meh
• 1520.) um...meh.
• 1519.) I can relate to the statue's existential dilemma.
• 1518.) there is no reason...
• 1517.) 'evs
• 1516.) I don't know why I'm even bothering to sign up. In fact, ive decided to stop using proper capitalization and punctuation sigh orevenspacesfuckit
• 1515.) sharing with like-minded individuals
• 1514.) meh, why not?
• 1513.)
• 1512.) cause. meh.
• 1511.) 0
• 1510.) im so desparate i tried to join twice
• 1509.)
• 1508.) Whatever. Let me in or don't; I'll live.
• 1507.) i only have 3 friends on facebook
• 1506.) im a loser, a loner, a freak. kthanks.
• 1505.) 0
• 1504.) I'm tired of facebook and twitter. I'm looking for somehting new.
• 1503.) meh.
• 1502.) You're honestly making a person, who is almost as lifeless as that statue on your home-screen, write a reason? I'm... I honestly need you to group me with people I will rarely contact, so I can maintain the sense of being a reject.Please accept me.
• 1501.) i ate a stick of butter in a hot dog bun yesterday to drown out my feelings of desperation
• 1500.) I love the tragically apathetic mood, I'm a paint artist and i love to see th work
• 1499.) I'd love to join.Or, maybe I wouldn't. /shrugWhatever...
• 1498.) Finding out about your website made me really excited; after that, I went on living in apathy...
• 1497.) I literally don't care about anything.
• 1496.) 0
• 1495.)
• 1494.) I'm a nihilist. What more of a reason do you need?
• 1493.) eh....i don't really care if i get an account.
• 1492.) because im cool
• 1491.) meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh,meh..... you get the idea
• 1490.) meh
• 1489.) Meh.
• 1488.) 0
• 1487.) I need to kill more time
• 1486.) Yeah facebook is you know. So then this site has been open in a tab on my browser for a couple of days and i was like well, ill give it a shot. If its this much of a hassle though you can keep it.
• 1485.) well, k'now, I guess I could join. I'm a pretty big deal on epicurious.com, have you read the carrots and ranch dressing as dip recipe? yeah, that was me. no biggie.
• 1484.) I am an extremely desperate person on in general . I spend my life befriending pictures of cats on the internet giving them extremely average nicknames like "Andy" or "Luke". Often times I will Facebook rape myself to make it seem like I have friends. And I really like that picture of the angel.... Can i play now plz?
• 1483.) I would like to join GroupMeh, because I am as apathetic as they come! I only eat if its a free lunch and i spend my days cold sagging on the couch! Can I be a part of something please?
• 1482.) i don't want to be excited about anything.
• 1481.) i don't want to be excited about anything.
• 1480.) Scientific interest
• 1479.) Oh, why not.
• 1478.) really? I don't think I can muster enough energy to writ
• 1477.) meh.
• 1476.) I want to get away from my Facebook crowd. If you knew them you'd understand... and begin to wonder why I haven't hung myself from the ceiling.
• 1475.) I am soooo desperate to do nothing, social-media wise.
• 1474.) Existential crises, silopsism, anarchism, athiesm. Truly lost, need help.
• 1473.) poz for 21 yrs, recently separated after 10 yrs relationship, profoundly unhappy and tragically sad beyond belief. will that do?
• 1472.) I like to cut myself, and then cut more..... please let me in...
• 1471.) I commute 4 hours a day and that is not enough quiet time for me to come up with a reason
• 1470.) I rescue animals hit by cars. That lonely...
• 1469.) i feel ap·a·thet·ic Adjective /ˌapəˈTHetik/
• 1468.) Time to put the 'emo' in... whatever.
• 1467.) sick of feeling like I have to want to 'connect' with someone to be viable today. Why can't I be alone and still viewed as successful?
• 1466.) Curious
• 1465.) Because it sounds like a brilliantly funny idea and i want to be a part of the tragically apathetic.
• 1464.) can't be bothered to fill this in.
• 1463.) Seemed like a good idea for cheap laughs, only now it looks like I need to justify my desire and I don't know if i can be arsed with that.
• 1462.) Because i suck so much that i must be in place of that happy winged statue.
• 1461.) curiosity (...i´m not a cat)
• 1460.) I haz no frenz.
• 1459.) meh
• 1458.) What's the point? It's not like I'll be chosen anyway.
• 1457.) subscribers are desperate per se.
• 1456.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=426GPgetJmw <- I just pressed command V, that makes about as much sense as anything else.
• 1455.) For the last 2 years I've had exactly one friend. Last night he told me to "have a nice life". Already looking for a cat.
• 1454.) My therapist won´t listen
• 1453.) I'm italian. We have Berlusconi. He seems to be immortal. It's enough?
• 1452.) I really don't care if I'm able to sign up now, I'm just really curious, but will probably forget about this whole thing in a couple hours.
• 1451.) I abhor
• 1450.) Just. meh.
• 1449.) DESPERATE!
• 1448.) meh, whatev
• 1447.) why?
• 1446.) a tired of staring at facebook, want to find something to nitpick. When am not staring. erm.
• 1445.) I really don't care
• 1444.) I just want to be left alone. is that too much to ask?
• 1443.) i dunno curiosity i guess
• 1442.) Meh. No reason.
• 1441.) Meh. No reason.
• 1440.) Really? A site based on apathy that is only letting people join who are desparate?Okay, sounds fascinatingly hypocritical to even my poor, jaded, stimulation starved cranium.Let me in, please, I'm somewhat desperate...or not.Love you all.Krikkett
• 1439.) bored
• 1438.) I don't want to join.
• 1437.) facebook's breach of security
• 1436.) 0
• 1435.) ... meh... I dunno...
• 1434.) I couldn't care less whether you let me join or not.
• 1433.) Because I'm French :) Because I love The Presurfer and I'm sure it's a good reason for joining :)A bientôt, j'espère,Amitiés de Paris où le soleil brille
• 1432.) How does one BECOME desperately apathetic? Ah, fuck it.
• 1431.) meh
• 1430.) this girl doesn't like me anymore
• 1429.) I have no life and no future. I spend my days watching online videos all day, posting it on facebook and no one comments.
• 1428.) I have quit both my jobs and am now studying full time. I have no friends and no life, but I'm meh about the whole situation...so it's high time I meet some more MEH-ers.
• 1427.) Because i...
• 1426.) I...I don't even care. I mean...eh.Facebook sucks. This sounds less bad.
• 1425.) "Meh" is my favorite word.
• 1424.)
• 1423.) Eh, whatever.
• 1422.) I don't need your account, leave me alone!
• 1421.) meh.
• 1420.) Well, the bars just closed. What am I supposed to do now?
• 1419.) **just give me one**
• 1418.) Reason? Too apathetic to explain
• 1417.) 0
• 1416.) Let's just say my life is a dreary as a Edgar Allen Poe poem and about as droll as the wit of Oscar Wilde and W.C. Fields.
• 1415.) I don't like having facebook friends. I just wanna be alone. My only friend. The only posts I want to read are my own.
• 1414.) I'm really desperate... or something.
• 1413.) I AM REALLY LONELY AND ILITERITATE
• 1412.) meh.
• 1411.) so that i can be apathetic about this as well .
• 1410.) If I don't join this group I'll be forced to talk people face to face, and nobody wants that now do they.
• 1409.) meh
• 1408.) I think I need this too much. I had to think for 3 minutes for a reason, but the fact that I'm typing right now to join makes me pretty confident my misery is real. Also I'm lonely.
• 1407.) Meh...
• 1406.) i really dont care either way.
• 1405.) I can't be bothered with this.
• 1404.) really? who cares?
• 1403.) I hardly leave my apartment each day. This is the only way I'm going to ever participate in anything.
• 1402.) ...seriously?
• 1401.) I own a book called "How to Beat Procrastination', but I haven't got around to reading it yet.
• 1400.) no other social network will have me
• 1399.) : (
• 1398.) Eh, whatever. Who fucking cares anymore.
• 1397.) I say "meh" about 32 times a day, on average. I also feel the way Garfield feels on Mondays.
• 1396.) On the brink of suicide :P
• 1395.)
• 1394.) the internet is filled with different things, and this is one of them
• 1393.) I have nothing better to do.
• 1392.) i dunno. seems okay. i guess.
• 1391.) I believe that I am tragically apathetic enough to qualify for this. And, if I cared, I would be willing to provide feedback.
• 1390.) Figure that the world sucks and thought I'd share it with people.No Big deal... enjoy your development cycle.
• 1389.) I hate the pressure of having to like people's ugly babies on FB.
• 1388.) I don't know if "desperate" is the right word to use for the "tragically apathetic," but what the hell. I've got nothing better to do.
• 1387.) I really, really, strongly dislike a vast majority of the population.
• 1386.) Am I not too desperate? :)
• 1385.) meh, nothing better to do
• 1384.)
• 1383.) Life sucks. My parents disowned me. My boyfriend dumped me and I heard that he cheated on me for Justin Bieber...
• 1382.) I don't REALLY care, it's not like I have nothing else to live for except new social network platforms. Or whatever.
• 1381.) is this where I should write something really clever and funny and sarcastically apathetic? meh... whatevs.
• 1380.) fuck it.
• 1379.) meh
• 1378.) whatever.
• 1377.) First I stopped smoking. Then I stopped drinking. Soon after that I stopped thinking, and finally I stopped dreaming. I just sit here all day on the internet, waiting for God to slap me in the face.
• 1376.) I'm bored
• 1375.) i have no friends
• 1374.) I'm bored
• 1373.) Nothing better to do, might as well.
• 1372.) None.
• 1371.) At this point, groupmeh will most likely be the high point of most of my shitty days.
• 1370.) because meh?
• 1369.) meh
• 1368.) Ehh fuck it, I don't really care either way...
• 1367.) No reason. I don't really care...
• 1366.) I am really desperate, really apathetic, and really despondent over at Facebook. It depresses me, and I am already depressed. Please let me join.
• 1365.) I don't have a reason. Actually, I don't care if you let me in the beta or not.
• 1364.) What the hell else do I have to do?
• 1363.) Do Berzerker dude!"My love for you is ticking clock, Berzerker"
• 1362.) eh. why not.
• 1361.) Because who gives a shit...
• 1360.) I don't care enough to blog.
• 1359.) meh
• 1358.) I was going to ask for an account but I probably won't get one anyway. I just tend to fill out forms online in my free time. I don't particularly like or dislike it. I just do it. I guess you could call it a pastime. Maybe your site will turn out moderately decent. Maybe it would be better if I had an account, but probably not.
• 1357.) seeing what this is all about..
• 1356.) meh.
• 1355.) "please please please let me get what i want"
• 1354.) My bird has a bigger social media presence than I do. And more friend. I need to get a life.
• 1353.) I don't care about facebook.
• 1352.) No one talks to me anymore
• 1351.) You could let me join, but the truth is, I really don't give a shit either way.
• 1350.) I'm a little confused. You're looking for the tragically apathetic to sign up for your precious little project and you immediately ask us to get involved in some kind of pissing contest to see who's the most (a)pathetic? Give me a fucking break.
• 1349.) just because
• 1348.) ugh.
• 1347.) I have nothing better to do :(
• 1346.) Cause im Alone and have no one to talk to
• 1345.)
• 1344.) Reason; a haiku.She left. The air; quiet.Numb mind. Computer screen glows.Still. The keystrokes. Sigh.
• 1343.) I dont even care if i get accepted to join or not.
• 1342.) curiosity
• 1341.) Eh, I thought it would take up some time. I don't mind if I get in or not, so it's all good.
• 1340.) I really not that interested. :|
• 1339.) I want to
• 1338.) Read the blog.....intrigued. I can possibly be your "Angel" ;-)
• 1337.) I lost my thanksgiving, xmas, AND spring break. MEHHHH
• 1336.) I really need something to do in between reading french comics and crying myself to sleep.
• 1335.) meh
• 1334.) Your call... doesn't really matter either way
• 1333.)
• 1332.) because i must have another internet handle to go along with the new email i created for this website, which i know nothing about....yet....come on.
• 1331.) This seems like the perfect social networking site for people who already hate their friends.
• 1330.) I have no friends :[
• 1329.) I HATE FACEBOOK
• 1328.) Because, you know...whatever
• 1327.) meh.....
• 1326.)
• 1325.) 0
• 1324.) accept me or not, it doesn't really matter to me....
• 1323.) desperate.
• 1322.) I have anal fissures.
• 1321.) Fifteen minutes of self hating mirth to break up the ennui?
• 1320.) Might as well. It's not like anything better came along.
• 1319.) bored
• 1318.) meh
• 1317.) I think my father might have sat on my hamster, and we're out of peanut butter. It's whatever, man. Whatever.
• 1316.) I'm just not bothered enough to be able to maintain a facebook page. I desperately need somthing that requires only minimal attention from me.
• 1315.) meh
• 1314.) i hate everything. have no friends. parents killed my dog. dont leave me room.
• 1313.) ambivalence
• 1312.) I always wanted to be a depressed statue.
• 1311.) im tired of facebook. whatever.
• 1310.) OhMiGaWd! ThIz iz zo AAAAMAZZZZINGGGG!! PLz pIcK mE!! FaCeBoOk is SOOOOOO 2 tHoUsAnD N LATE! LoLz.. Im tHe MoSt ApThLeTiC pErSoN I kNoW. I pLaY BaSkEtBaLl, sOcCeR, n bAlLeT! Cant w8 to MeEt NeW PPL on ur sight!.... MEH! 8-D
• 1309.) I'm a founding member of the "apathy squad" but realized that if I show enough effort to make membership cards, I shouldn't be a member.
• 1308.) Because I'm unemployed and live in South Carolina.
• 1307.) I could care less
• 1306.) I dont really care.
• 1305.) Because whatever. Who even cares anyway.
• 1304.) 0
• 1303.) I need one more excuse not to get anything productive done ever.
• 1302.) I am a college student at Lake Erie College in Ohio. Being a non-athlete at a school that is trying to be athletic, I have nothing to do but sit in my room all day, bored out of my fucking skull. I'm signing up in the hopes of having one more website to check before I decide to sleep all day (again).
• 1301.) fuck it.
• 1300.) I have to have a reason for this shit?
• 1299.) meh
• 1298.) oh dear gawd because I'm one of the most desperate people you'll ever meet. And apathetic. Desperately apathetic.
• 1297.) Looks great.
• 1296.) Whatever.
• 1295.) Who cares
• 1294.) meh.
• 1293.) wildwatts sent me this link and it made me depressed...thanks carl!
• 1292.) no reason, no reason at all. blech.
• 1291.) If joining this will somehow reduce contact with other people, sign me up.
• 1290.) It is what it is
• 1289.) Meh.
• 1288.) interest.
• 1287.) Because this is either a web prank or a brilliant idea. The tragically apathetic still have curiosity.
• 1286.) who cares
• 1285.) Am bored, want to combat apathy, joining an apathy-themed site is so paradox an approach that it might just work.
• 1284.) i need something to keep me entertained at work before i get stoned.
• 1283.) I don't care......about anything.
• 1282.) I have no life.
• 1281.) whatever.
• 1280.) I'm desperate to join
• 1279.) Mom died.
• 1278.) It's just me. And the cat. Studio apartment. Eating with the TV on. Not bitter enough yet to be a total misanthrope, but looking forward to my senior years and swearing at the younger generation. Give me something to do.
• 1277.) 0
• 1276.) HELP ME
• 1275.) Because I can't stand constantly unimportant and poorly worded updates from people who I only have as contacts in case I need someone else's phone number.
• 1274.) My initials are MEH.
• 1273.) I live in a town in germany (bielefeld) and my life sucks so much, the town doesn't even exist....
• 1272.) I don't tweet.
• 1271.) because i barely care...
• 1270.) No reason. Just, meh.
• 1269.) … meh. No reason; I can go with or without.:]
• 1268.) desperate people? your site is for the tragically apathetic. you're contradicting yourself. whether or not you allow me to join is of no concern to me.
• 1267.) none
• 1266.) I would write a reason but I really don't care.
• 1265.) I'm so desperate that I found a website that is looking for desperate people. Would like to be participant in what could be the next big internet sensation.
• 1264.) I work for people with no knowledge and now I gave birth mi first child... I own nothing.
• 1263.) why not?
• 1262.) i read about this on "the daily what" and it sparked my interest so, that i wanted to sign up to see what its about.
• 1261.) im dead inside
• 1260.) really? do i have to explain too? meh.
• 1259.) I just really don't give a shit.
• 1258.) whatever
• 1257.) I don't care if you let me join or not. I'll probably die soon anyway.
• 1256.) So that I can finally be with my own kind.
• 1255.) Misanthropic OCD
• 1254.) I am so so so single. My ex is a neurotic, antagonistic asshole, my mother is seriously catatonic, my dad is a drug addict. What is happening to the world? Honestly. Where did my life go?
• 1253.) meh
• 1252.) meh, i'm way too apathetic for reasoning. i just get off on putting my emails up for beta groups.
• 1251.) I'm so apathetic that I make profiles on every social media site ever
• 1250.) I dunno.
• 1249.) Why not?
• 1248.) meh
• 1247.) It was either this or go to bed.Bed is all the way upstairs.
• 1246.) desperate?
• 1245.) i don't even know why i'm here anyway. I don't really care either way.
• 1244.) i need this.
• 1243.) someone told me to
• 1242.) I'm sad
• 1241.) please, im very desperate
• 1240.) I'm not actually apathetic. Not at all. Well sometimes. But not usually. I care about lots of stuff. But this site seems better (even in beta) than facebook or twitter or whatever. Anyway, you can let me in, or not I guess. Once you launch the full site I'll join then. Thanks,Paige
• 1239.) I'm lonely and I want it to stay that way, goddammit.
• 1238.) I'm bored. I don't really care whether you accept me or not. It just piques my interest that a website is catering to the apathetic.
• 1237.) honestly it doesn't matter to me if i get this beta account.
• 1236.) I'M DESPERATE...DUH.
• 1235.) I'm not sure why I want to sign up. I don't know if I'll ever use the service. Maybe, if I have nothing better to do. I don't care.
• 1234.) I'm desperately unemployed and I've told that getting a social page is the only damn way to get noticed, but I just don't want to make a damn facebook page
• 1233.) I'm a german student, 24 years old, and have always been alone - or lonley, I'm not quite sure. Ever since my first and las girlfriend left me three years ago I've been down. For a time I managed to throw myself into a project, but thats over too. Nothing left but studying, feeling empty and alone, hopeing and searching for something. Whatever that will be.
• 1232.) 0
• 1231.) I want to join because I don't care if I join or not...
• 1230.) For I am indeed, tragically apathetic.
• 1229.) I barely made it through typing my email address.
• 1228.) bored
• 1227.) Whatever.
• 1226.) Reason for joining?whatever.......
• 1225.) I'm interested in joining this site, but I probably won't give a fuck if I'm not allowed. However, I will just go back to my usual social networking - Facebook - and hate everyone I know because they are bankrupting me of any and all hope I have for society and humankind as a whole.Have a nice day. Or not. Whatever.
• 1224.) I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!
• 1223.) I'm so apathetic that I don't really care enough to come up with a good reason
• 1222.) I have given way too many fucks in my life thus far. I broke up with my girlfriend, moved back in with my mom, and stopped even considering finding a new job all as of last week. Concerning myself with ANYTHING is no longer any of my concern.
• 1221.) Need a "lifechanger." Yawn.
• 1220.) You guys couldn't care less about why I want to join. Meh.
• 1219.) meh. Life constantly reminds me that I suck.
• 1218.) I dunno... is it really worth it? Send me an email if you want me to join.
• 1217.) Because it's one less thing I ever have to do again.
• 1216.) I have no reasons. sigh.
• 1215.) I don't know. I don't have anything better to do.
• 1214.) I don't know.. not even sure I want to join up. Actually no, it's alright.. don't think I'll bother.
• 1213.) I have nothing better to do.
• 1212.) Behind a picture like that there just has to be an interesting story...
• 1211.) no reason...
• 1210.) curiosity
• 1209.) Sometimes I get so bored by myself, I can't even bring myself to masturbate.
• 1208.) I can't be bothered
• 1207.) meh..
• 1206.) Don't feel like sitting on memebase all day... meh.
• 1205.) Because im one of the thousand forever alone people in this place
• 1204.) I am so full of ennui right now.
• 1203.) i dunno, felt motivated at this first then after reading the disclaimer.....feelings of apathy and the urge for fried chicken comes to mind.
• 1202.) Jobless, homeless, loveless.
• 1201.) whatever, dont pick me
• 1200.) eh. why not?
• 1199.) i have no reason. i barely have the motivation to move my flaccid fingers across this keyboard -_-'
• 1198.) meh
• 1197.) duh. i clicked.
• 1196.) lonely, desperate single, tired, pathetic...did I mention lonely and desperate?
• 1195.) I guess I don't have a real reason. Just seemed interesting. But meh, either way.
• 1194.) my life is so boring i sometimes watch nailpolish dry on my nails and im a guy...
• 1193.) Nothing better to do.
• 1192.) I have no motivation/energy to do anything....ever
• 1191.) I need a break from knitting sweaters for my pet goldfish all day. I don't want him to get cold when we're making snowmen together!
• 1190.) my cat is dead
• 1189.) i feel no interest, enthusiasm, or concern to re-connect with facebook and see a bunch of group photos of all those self-centred ass-clowns smiling like it's their fucking birthday. id like to see a site where i dont have to read about how AWESOME EVERYONES LIVES ARE in capslock because their lives are so fucking awesome. my life is average. i smile occasionally. i dont care about your fucking saint patricks day.i just dont....care -_-
• 1188.) I realise that by making the effort to convince you to let me join I'm showing myself to not be apathetic enough for groupmeh, but I'm apathetic enough not to let that keep me from doing whatever the hell I want. Let me join. Or don't. Whatever, I'm having another martini anyway.
• 1187.) Meh, what could be more useful and appropriate than congregating with a bunch of other apathetic people and complaining about our mutual apathy.
• 1186.) i dont really have much else to do, im pretty bored with life in general. its more fun than cutting i guess.
• 1185.) I dont have a reason. I dont care if I get in or not.
• 1184.) I'm too happy and need some down time.
• 1183.) Status updates.
• 1182.) Because I'm 45 years old, and F***B*** over the last four years has brought into sharp relief just how dull my friends are. And especially me. So I thought, feck it, why not?
• 1181.) I could actually care less if I am chosen. The group seemed like a perfect antiFacebook.
• 1180.) hnnnnnnnngggggghhhhhjkl
• 1179.) I don't really care if I join or not. It's whatever.
• 1178.) I'd think I'd like to be part of something big, I guess. Or. Wait, nevermind, I forgot, or got distracted by
• 1177.) ....eh, it's not like I have a life anyway. May as well beta-test.
• 1176.) I really am over Facebook. I need to be more apathetic and get out in the real world a bit more. Can you help?
• 1175.) meh
• 1174.) meh
• 1173.) Meh, why not?
• 1172.) I'm surrounded by obsessed digital types and I can't take much more of it. Please allow me to express and share my apathy.
• 1171.) girlfriend kicked me out
• 1170.) Facebook et. al. require far too much interaction and upkeep. If I wanted to babysit a virtual me I'd just do some more acid.
• 1169.) Social media has made many of my acquaintances lives seem really fun and wonderful. And that makes me jealous and less likely to contact them than if I had no idea that they had just been on some grand skiing vacation or just had adorable twins.
• 1168.) life is tragic
• 1167.) Misery loves company, and I'm miserable company.
• 1166.) everyone hates me on facebook and i have one follower on tumblr who is just a follow-whore. im not even using correct punctuation.
• 1165.) Meh...why not?
• 1164.) I mean, if you guys want me to join, okay. If not, okaay.
• 1163.) I don't know. Fuck off.
• 1162.) Wouldn't giving a reason defeat the entire purpose of the site? Either way, I don't care.
• 1161.) I've been looking for ... forget it, sign me up or not, I don't care....
• 1160.) 0
• 1159.) Just because
• 1158.) I'm living in the REAL world !
• 1157.) Other people make me anxious and bring nothing but pain into my life.
• 1156.) meh
• 1155.) Because people need to know the difference between "I could care less" and "I could not care any less."
• 1154.) I'm in a clan called meh, but I personally prefer enh.whatever.
• 1153.) Well, I am really bored of everything at this moment, so I would really love to try this. Thanks
• 1152.) Meh
• 1151.) oooohhh..now you are making it real work...
• 1150.) Because I hate everyone on facebook and could give a shit less about your sonogram photo or that you're currently checked in at McDonald's.
• 1149.) I am a passionate nihilist. My parents forced me to listen to Morrissey and Joy Division as a child
• 1148.) don't know, really
• 1147.) to reach out to the apathetic in a pathetic attempt to avoid ecosidical catastrophy
• 1146.) i'll procrastinate on facebook later, it sounds complicated to join and i need to work up the motiva- fuck it, don't sign me up for this either.
• 1145.) I don't know, i stopped caring... :(
• 1144.) I am so tragically apathetic, that on saturday nights I rather stay in my dorm room, doing nothing really... Oh, and I'm a 22-year-old hot Scandinavian chick. I just can't be arsed to actually interact with all these despicable examples of human beings, face-to-face. I can't really be arsed to do much anything. Already applying to join groupmeh is an achievement. Please groupmeh, don't let people join unless their grammar is somewhat up to scratch.
• 1143.)
• 1142.) I really dont care if I join.
• 1141.) Ugh, does it really matter?
• 1140.) desperate. and stuff i guess.
• 1139.) i don't know. i don't really care if i get in. whatever, okay.
• 1138.) All day to spend online, maybe I will win internet prize dog trophy. Yes, yes...it will enlighten us all.
• 1137.) Apathetic for years, is now a lifestyle.On the other hand, if you don't invite me to join.Whatever.
• 1136.) whatever
• 1135.) meh -.-
• 1134.) I am so really desperate, believe me.
• 1133.) You can let me join, or not. It makes no difference, whats the use...
• 1132.) meh
• 1131.) I want a social network that's not focused on my face. i should belong to a directory of anti-socials, not bait for advertisement experiments. revolutionary, you say? i am an apathetic revolutionary. yep. that's me. a man of...yawwwwn...action.
• 1130.) Because I'm relatively bad ass in Japan.
• 1129.) laughter. that's it. just for the comedy.
• 1128.) I live this. Every day.
• 1127.) meh
• 1126.) Everything is the worst and I hate everyone. Maybe hate is a strong word...I generally dislike and am unimpressed by everyone.
• 1125.) What's the point
• 1124.) ... :(...... :|
• 1123.) I don't have a reason, I just clicked a link
• 1122.) It was either this or leave another sentence unfin
• 1121.) I really don't care if you let me join or not; whatever.
• 1120.) I am a canadian. Do you know we have 8 months of winter? It snowed today, april 5th. if i am not apathetic, i actually have to deal with this travesty.therefore, apathy is a canadian sensibility and this site is where i belong.
• 1119.) 0
• 1118.) because we all die.
• 1117.) whatever
• 1116.) Social networking has gone too far. So it won't make a difference if I join another one
• 1115.) I guess it would be cool if you maybe let me in, since no one accepts my friend requests on facebook
• 1114.) the internet sucks.
• 1113.) I don't really care if you allow me to join, it's not really important... Although, I don't really care about much anything.
• 1112.) who cares?
• 1111.) urrrrrrgghhhhhhhhhh
• 1110.) blah.
• 1109.) Facebook is too much work.
• 1108.) meh..
• 1107.) Curiosity
• 1106.) I'm terribly lonely, except for the time I spend with my level 85 mage... Also... I'm a girl?
• 1105.) who really cares?
• 1104.) Becauase in the Hall of Mirrors we stare at our reflections as they're pushed and pulled, stretched then shrunken, and these contorted facsimiles neither laugh nor smile but simply glower back in a pique of non-recognition.Or some other pretensious rubbish.
• 1103.) It sounds interest, I guess. Let me join... or don't... whatever...
• 1102.) I really empathize apathy.
• 1101.) I really don't care if I'm allowed to join or not. Meh.
• 1100.) Dry humor is great, and I find that the more laid-back people are, the drier their sense of humor.
• 1099.) Desperate? I see what you did there. The idea intrigues me, but as your description implies, I'm not someone who's going to bother with lengthy reasoning.
• 1098.)
• 1097.) Oh god, one of these? Um...I want to join because...because...um..aw fuck it.
• 1096.) too depresses to make up a reason
• 1095.) Eh, I'm bored, I don't have a good reason, this isn't even my real email address and my name isn't shane.
• 1094.) I don't even really care either way.
• 1093.) meh... the fewer the people who could possibly "poke me", the better.
• 1092.) There's no more bacon left. It's all gone. Woe is me.
• 1091.) Nothing better to do
• 1090.) eh, whatever.
• 1089.) I...
• 1088.) tumblr is too social for me
• 1087.) i can't stand facebook
• 1086.) I am an armchair revolutionary and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Maybe... after I've read it and stuff...
• 1085.) i have nothing better to do with my life than traverse the internet in search of entertainment.
• 1084.) because i'm surrounded by cross office yelling about akrobatik and while he's a great rapper, it's 4:00 on a tuesday and i don't care.
• 1083.) tragically apathetic, yet im interested in how this would work.
• 1082.) I'm a Literature major with a focus on Creative Writing. Because THAT'll get me a job.
• 1081.) I have no friends and need something to do.
• 1080.) Don't care.
• 1079.) sigh
• 1078.) I just wrote for 20 minutes please don't say this whole thing is a joke.
• 1077.) 0
• 1076.) Do I really need one?
• 1075.) mehhh
• 1074.) meh. accept me or don't. doesn't matter either way.
• 1073.) I recognize the angel as my self while sleeping. I am sure I will see more inside
• 1072.) I'm bored and it seems like something I'd maybe do.
• 1071.) Eh. What's one more thing to never log in to again?
• 1070.) meh
• 1069.) Meh.
• 1068.) poop
• 1067.) as a UI developer i'm always eager to see what people are creating.
• 1066.) because I really care about not giving two shits.
• 1065.) bored
• 1064.) I just don't even care anymore
• 1063.) Who cares, anyway?
• 1062.) I'm living alone and mostly all nights there are nobody around
• 1061.) It's so damn hard to give a fuck out here...
• 1060.) I am game-changingly apathetic and I wield most social networking like a scalpel... taped to a hammer. Now let me in!
• 1059.) .... (shrugs)
• 1058.) i couldn't care less about this. or grammar conventions, for that matter
• 1057.) i think my 15-year-long medical treatment hasn't helped me so far
• 1056.) everything in my life is average or just ever so slightly above average, to my potential I say meh
• 1055.) Do I really have to write a reason??
• 1054.) What's the point of giving a reason?
• 1053.) I just don't care...
• 1052.) No one shares my passion for cheese and fine yarn. It's utterly depressing.
• 1051.) cool way to procrastinate
• 1050.) I am tragically apathetic and wasting my life away. In fact, I suppose I don't really care if you accept me or not, but I spend so much time on my computer wasting my perfectly good life that this seemed like another decent waste of time to make my life more meaningless.
• 1049.) What is there on the internet? Stumble Upon? Reddit? 4Chan? Blogs? Facebook? Twitter? News? Porn? Whtvr? Well yeah... there's good shit on each respective outlet BUT at that point during the day when you've exhausted all of those resources... where do you go? Where do you run to in search of something different, something else? I have no clue. Oversaturation with the internsets has led me to adorn a definitive emotion - meh. let me in, don't let me, whatever, who cares, meh.
• 1048.) eh, looks ok
• 1047.) I just don't give a fuck anymore.
• 1046.) I hate everyone I know and I'm afraid that I'm never going to be happy.
• 1045.) my life is balls
• 1044.) i saw it on 'laughing squid' and was instantly intrigued
• 1043.) cause
• 1042.) Because I really REALLY want to.
• 1041.) I want to know what is this. I found it on The Daily What tumblr and it says that this is a game... so I wanna try it.
• 1040.) how can i be both apathetic, and also desperate? I'd really like to join so I can find out. Or not.
• 1039.) I can't seem to find the reasons why I want to join. Meh.
• 1038.) I am a lazy hermit
• 1037.) Because the grinning cat sitting on my shoulder told me so.
• 1036.) I'm afraid to go out at night, and sometimes during the day.
• 1035.) why not?
• 1034.) Im desperate because, my grades is always bad never the best. My crush turned to not liking me back. I'M FAILING EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE. I'M A FAILURE.
• 1033.) Apathy reigns supreme in my life. However, I feel that this site may help alleviate my general ennui as I stare into the computer.
• 1032.) I don't even care if I get in or not.
• 1031.) At school right now, signing up for things
• 1030.) Sounds like me.
• 1029.) Mind your own fucking business.
• 1028.) Living alone with slow internet and no tv. Haven't played a computer game since C64. Recently divorced. Playing guitar in a doom metal band. Trying to re-educate myself as a librarian. A drunk and seeing a psychiatrist. And living in Finland.
• 1027.) I really just don't give a fuck
• 1026.) Why? Why do I need I reason? Stop judging me. Invite me whenever you want, whatever. I'll be on the couch watching the "Growing Pains" marathon.
• 1025.) why not?
• 1024.) Meh.
• 1023.) I really need to interact with someone. I don't care that I sound desperate over the internet. All I have is my cat, and the most fun thing we do is that I let him eat a cheeto and I steal it out of his mouth... it makes him jump on me. I need some sort of love. Please help.
• 1022.) I sweat desperation. No one likes me because of this. WHY.
• 1021.) I'm filled with Meh, and am desparate not to bother sharing it with anyone!
• 1020.) Whatever, i dont care
• 1019.) i have nothing better to do
• 1018.) I want to know where did you get the statue background.
• 1017.) meh
• 1016.) http://images.memegenerator.net/Forever-Alone/File/142442/Forever-Alone.jpg
• 1015.) I wear black and squeeze oranges with my bare hands.
• 1014.) why or why not... dare to be the same
• 1013.) hello, suicide hotline?
• 1012.) don't really have one
• 1011.) meh
• 1010.) 0
• 1009.) Whatever.
• 1008.) Found this through TDW.
• 1007.) cause danny are a pretty cool guy. he joins websites and stuff and arent afraid of anything.
• 1006.) I'm apathetic and enjoy new social networking sites. Is that a generic enough reason?
• 1005.) I don't really care. I guess I'm just signing up for the hell of it. It doesn't really matter if I get in or not. What's the purpose of this even? It just seems so... meh.
• 1004.) I hate social networking.
• 1003.) meh i don't really care if you pick me
• 1002.) The Game
• 1001.) Rallied to hit your Submit button.
• 1000.) I can't be assed to think of a reason.
• 999.) I don't really care I guess.
• 998.) My life is blacker than the blackest black...times infinity
• 997.) beh.
• 996.) Because not joining would be doing something productive with my life.
• 995.) I feel that there is no other way to express my extreme level of 'meh' but to join a website that solely serves for this purpose.
• 994.) I just need to feel like I'm in.
• 993.) I'an ungodly mix between Socially Lazy Sloth and College Dropout Dragon. This is relevant to my (lack of) interests.
• 992.) let me in now or not... it doesn't really matter.
• 991.) Who cares?
• 990.) whatever.
• 989.) whatever.
• 988.) ugh, do I really have to give a reason?
• 987.) No reason, just saw this was here. I could take or leave it, really.
• 986.) choose me or not. it doesn't matter.
• 985.) I'm fairly apathetic and desperate and have an innate curiosity for novel things.
• 984.) My eyeballs hurt from too much LOTRO.
• 983.) Whatever.
• 982.) I'm really apathetic
• 981.) oh my god please let me in.
• 980.)
• 979.) meh, who cares?
• 978.) Join or not. don't care.
• 977.) I troll the internet night and day, hoping I'll get Rick-Rolled just to spice things up. This might help.
• 976.) Hahahaha
• 975.) well...whatever.
• 974.) i don't really care.
• 973.) meh
• 972.) meh
• 971.) meh
• 970.) desperation is a stinky cologne and i wear it well.
• 969.) I can't be bothered to explain why I want to join.
• 968.) I work for a Fortune 100 in cloud computing; what more could ever cause to guy to care less.
• 967.) I am really tired of listening to opinionated and argumentative people on Tumblr be assholes
• 966.) I really can't be bothered to give you a reason.
• 965.) I don't really give a fuck. If I don't get in now, I'll just sign-up when the site goes public. Unless I forget or don't care enough to sign up
• 964.) I don't even care about this site. It's like completely retarded, why do I have to be social?
• 963.) it's snowing (hard) and it's April 5!
• 962.) life is boring
• 961.) Let me join or not, I don't really care.
• 960.) What... now? Can I come up with a reason later?
• 959.) can't think of one
• 958.) Give me any reason, I don't care.
• 957.) I'm super bored and have nothing better to do because my daddy pays for everything and I never attempt anything that challenges me.
• 956.) Honestly I need another place where I can tell the internet that I'm eating a sandwich
• 955.) I too am tragically apathetic! sick of the world and desperate to join!! :)
• 954.) Couldn't see why not.
• 953.) meh
• 952.) have grown weary of the entire human race and has lost faith in people
• 951.) Only for know
• 950.) 0
• 949.) I am so fucking sick and tired
• 948.) i am super seriously desperate
• 947.) I don't know, i stopped caring... :(
• 946.) who care? let me join or don't oh well.........
• 945.) I am a 19, soon to be 20, year old college student from Flint, MI. In case you've never heard of Flint, my city has been consistently ranked in the top 5 most dangerous cities in America for the past 10 years or so. My desperation comes from the fact that I have no plan for what I want from life. I have well above average intelligence, but no motivation, vision, or optimism. I am trying to grow in a vacuum of filth.
• 944.) Im 24 and I still don't know what to do with my life.
• 943.) Whatever.
• 942.) Surely taking the time to give a reason defeats the point of the website? Hence I'm not giving one.
• 941.) I am a 30 year-old graduate student.
• 940.) sossad
• 939.) ehh
• 938.)
• 937.) meh
• 936.) Nevermind...I don't really care about you, me, or this Web site.
• 935.) I want to be apart of this site. but I guess its ok if you say no.
• 934.) meh.
• 933.) I want very much to be alone.
• 932.) #facebook hater
• 931.) I was going to write I was really desperate, but I don't really care...
• 930.) I can only spank it so much. Give me something else to do. Or not. Don't care.
• 929.) whatever...
• 928.) wake up. shower. bus. office. work. bus. home. bed. repeat xforever. i'm special snowflake-ish enough?
• 927.) Eh, Honestly I have nothing better to do. It'd be cool of I could join but I don't really care that much.
• 926.) I've worked in a psych hospital for the passed 4 yrs. I have no feelings left for anything.
• 925.) Sounds like the perfect site for me. A happy loner who hates all other internet social media sites, and has little to no interest in other peoples lives on the internet.
• 924.) fuck you
• 923.) whatevs.
• 922.) 0
• 921.) meh
• 920.) I'm intrigued
• 919.) eh...I don't really care. Whatever works to get an account. This might be hilarious...or might not.
• 918.) I don't think a website could fit me better.
• 917.) I really don't care if I get in or not -- but someone forwarded me this link and said it'd be up my alley.Meh.
• 916.) I could really give less of a fuck.
• 915.) i don't know. what is this.
• 914.) Facebook is just too much hard work - all that careful life-editing in order to appear successful and interesting to people about whom I couldn't care less. This sounds more my thing, and will be populated by strangers who may have even more torpid existences than I.
• 913.) I've been waiting for you
• 912.) I need something better than living vicariously through The Sims to relieve the boredom that is my life.
• 911.) meh...
• 910.) Whatever
• 909.) Who cares?
• 908.) Whatever. I don't care.
• 907.) 0
• 906.) meh
• 905.) meh
• 904.) I've read too much Nietzsche.
• 903.) I really can't be bother to explain why, you're lucky I got this far... (Sigh)
• 902.) I was going to sign up but I didn't really care enough
• 901.) Eh.... I don't have any reasons left. Is that a reason? Meh...
• 900.) I'm out of beer. What the fuck else am I going to do?
• 899.) I have basically become a shut in, totally alienated from society. And now I feel like finding a virtual rock to crawl under..
• 898.) meh, I don't really care...
• 897.) im the most desperate person alive
• 896.) meh...
• 895.) i could care less if you let me join.
• 894.) I live in sunny San Diego and I spend all my time inside. meh, sweat pants are comfortable.
• 893.) I am a three time deployed veteran recently retired from the army after five years to go to college. I am a 25 year old freshman alone, surrounded by 18 year old children; disenfranchised by the country he has fought for and seen fiends die defending.
• 892.) An email inviting me to join will be the most interesting thing that has happened to me in weeks and still won't get more than an "eh"
• 891.) I don't have a reason for signing up. I won't get in anyway.
• 890.) Your tagline sounds interesting...and I am very curious
• 889.) Meh. Too apathetic to fully articulate the epic-ness of my apathy.
• 888.) Meh.
• 887.) i don't know, and sadly i don't care to know.
• 886.) What's the point in reading this, its not like you care what i write here
• 885.) I don't care enough to type out all my reasons.
• 884.) i feel so alone
• 883.) i hate most people
• 882.) why not, who knows...
• 881.) I'm not really sure I want to join. It seems like it could be a lot of work. Is this something I have to keep up with and manage, or express opinions or passion about, or will GroupMeh do the work for me? Thank you.
• 880.) For over a year I've been wallowing in the tragic pools of apathy. I don't know what caused it; all I know is I can no longer feel enthusiasm to do anything I used to (and should still) enjoy. Now I am fearing for my future. I'm only 17, but I'm questioning life altogether.It seems Groupmeh is designed for people like me, so here I am.
• 879.) I have severe social anxiety and it's causing me to slowly but surely give up on my dreams.. is that good enough?
• 878.) I've never kissed a guy... I'm 17! Oh, and my parents just split up...
• 877.) curious
• 876.) let me be a part of this... or not. I could really care less.
• 875.) i cant really be bothered to think of something clever to put here
• 874.) I saw it on Google Reader and thought I can find real friends.
• 873.) Why not.
• 872.) cba to give a reason as well as using appropriate punctuation
• 871.) I mean, whatever.
• 870.) Because that statue looks like I feel every day of my life.
• 869.) is this working yet? naaaahh....
• 868.) ehhhhhhhhhhhhh
• 867.) I really don't care whether you let me join or not. Cool statue, though.
• 866.) ...meh......
• 865.) meh
• 864.) Invite me or not, it doesn't really matter
• 863.) Does it really matter?
• 862.) I'm studying my dream subject in my dream school having and apartment and expenses paid and still... I do nothing. Meh.
• 861.) i just really don't care. i'm apathetic to the point of now even really wanting to finish this sen
• 860.) I deleted my facebook-, twitter- and linkedinaccount to be alone. I'm still desperate.
• 859.) Because I... Oh forget it.
• 858.) i really couldn't care less
• 857.) i dont really care
• 856.) I need a reason? Wow. This site better be worth it.My reason is that other sites just do not interest me any more. All of them are too mainstream.
• 855.) Eh, I dont care.
• 854.) Because I have the urge to type "meh" on nearly everything people post on facebook.
• 853.) ZAEBALO is my answer
• 852.) Laid off from work on April Fools day, I am relegated to live out my life 30 miles from exciting Austin, Texas with no motivation or funds to ever visit.
• 851.) I have over 1k unread fuckbook messages. I habitually ignore my phone for days on end. People are starting to hate me. Is this a test or something? Am I supposed to write nothing? Either way.
• 850.) meh
• 849.) I dunno. Just whatever I guess. I'm bored.
• 848.) plz, i iz cool.
• 847.) meh
• 846.)
• 845.) 0
• 844.) I dunno
• 843.) meh.
• 842.) just another button to push. meh.
• 841.) whatever.
• 840.) I coined the term "meh" in my circle of friends and am tragically apathetic towards your acceptance or refusal of my submission.... *sigh*
• 839.) Whatever, I don't care.
• 838.) I want to find out what happens when I make an account. Finding this entertaining thus far.
• 837.) Im bored and so depressed I dont feel like doing anything else with my life.
• 836.) Meh. It's not like it makes much difference, anyway.
• 835.) What else am I going to do?
• 834.) Just look at my blog: aPathetic Posterous jeffdiogenes.posterous.com. I am not interesting so no one will look at my profile or what have you. ;)
• 833.) I need a reason? Whatever, man.
• 832.) Because my life doesn't suck enough.
• 831.) I don't care.
• 830.) Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
• 829.) meh
• 828.) I don't really care, I just needed another social network to waste time on.
• 827.) whatever
• 826.) FOREVER ALONE
• 825.) Oh my god I don't care AT ALL.
• 824.) whatever, i don't really care
• 823.) meh, i guess this sounds ok
• 822.) i just want to.
• 821.) i am tired
• 820.) ehhhh
• 819.) To apathetic to give a reason.
• 818.) I need another social network to share my apathy with. That Colors thing was way too active for my taste.
• 817.) Meh. I am a lethargic and bored woman. I spend a great deal of time on the internet, and I think that this is a fun experiment that I would like to take part in.
• 816.) meh
• 815.) the internet is the only thing that turns me on nemore
• 814.) well... im trawling the internet for stuff to occupy me... i havent made contact with anyone for like all day.
• 813.) I work with such idiots I bought expensive head phones so I don't have to listen to them. I think people are douchers. In grade 11 on my report card, one teacher wrote that I was one of the most apathetic students he's ever had the pleasure of teaching. So. There.
• 812.) Im really desperate.
• 811.) Meh
• 810.)
• 809.) Meh.
• 808.) I'm Sam Reich. I'm a mover and a shaker and I hate myself and want to die.
• 807.) eh
• 806.) I guess I'd like to join. Not that it really matters to anyone.
• 805.) I'm Canadian
• 804.) i just hate facebook so so much, can't stand the people on there. i need a way out
• 803.) I've become antisocial. I don't really care, I moved out from my family to live with someone else's family. Quit school because.... meh
• 802.) I mean it's w/e, i can wait
• 801.) I even can't find the energy or drive in me to start explaining why.
• 800.) Reason... reason... hmmm. Yeah I guess I could come up with that. Let's say... sigh. I guess I want to.
• 799.) Facebook is evil
• 798.) Would have signed up earlier, but... eh...
• 797.) idk why i even bother.
• 796.) i dont really care
• 795.) boredom.
• 794.) oh what's the point?
• 793.) I don't care.
• 792.) sign me up, or don't, I don't care
• 791.) i went to prom with my mom.
• 790.) I've slept for 16 hours today, because there is nothing out side of my bedroom that will ever be more pure and pleasurable than being asleep.
• 789.) I'm a college student.... that should be enough. I have no life, no job, no future.
• 788.) I have a facebook, but I really hate communicating with all the people on there.
• 787.) really?
• 786.) I feel pretty ambivalent about this, actually.
• 785.) Finding it hard to care about status updates as of forever.
• 784.) Facebook makes me wanna die. I need a change in my life. Thank you.
• 783.) bored, duh.
• 782.) Feline leukemia is the number one killer of cats.
• 781.) dude.. whatever
• 780.) My girlfriend wants another guy instead of me. Actually, she's dating him. She's not actually my girlfriend. I don't actually talk to her either.
• 779.) I don't feel anything.
• 778.) meh
• 777.) curiousity
• 776.) To be fair I don't really care, which makes me perfect I guess.There's only so many times you can talk to you housemates.
• 775.) It's something to do
• 774.) I'm sceptical about this, don't really have any friends. Just curious what it is.
• 773.) Not sure why I'm doing this. It feels like a waste of time. I'd really rather be staring off into space. Facebook is just too damn BUSY.
• 772.) I don't know why I'm doing this.
• 771.) Yea, I don't know. I really don't have an opinion one way or the other.
• 770.) i can't really be bothered to think of one.
• 769.) Eh. I don't really have a good reason.
• 768.) ...
• 767.) I'm an art student. 'Nuff said.
• 766.) I really curious about this, and the statue just about sums up my life.
• 765.) I'm bored.
• 764.) life just seems so dull
• 763.) I don't really care if I get in or not, it's whatever.
• 762.) I HAVE NO FUCKING LIFE
• 761.) on second thoughts, I'm not sure I can be bothered.
• 760.) i've reached a stage in life where i am only concerned with 3 things: booze, food, and sleep. self-loathing doesn't even provide any motivation to change.
• 759.) nonereally
• 758.) too lazy to give one.
• 757.) I am engineering my own self-activated guillotine.
• 756.) i could not care less.
• 755.) lol who cares.Srsly dunno where my life is going right now.
• 754.) i don't have anything better to do.
• 753.) i just don't see any sense in joining. i can barely stand myself, how could anyone else.
• 752.) I hate everyone
• 751.) why not...
• 750.) Tragically my desperation is only exceeded by my apathy and there for can't really get it together to even finish typing this sent... meh.
• 749.) I guess I'm not "really desperate" so feel free to ignore this...
• 748.) Got bored and decided to sign up. It's okay if I am not accepted. I'd probably forget to sign in :\
• 747.) I need salvation from this inevitability we know as life.
• 746.) I'm web developer and wan't to see new technologies, usability and etc.
• 745.) I'm so apathetic that it took me 30 minutes to come up with a reason why I'm so apathetic.
• 744.) addicted to social media, duh...
• 743.) i love the internet
• 742.) I don't like anyone or anything.
• 741.) meh...desperate or not, does it matter?
• 740.) whatever
• 739.) I don't know or care.
• 738.) i'm not really desperate for anything, i do not think i should be allowed to join, but it might be pretty okay, i guess maybe
• 737.) Meh. Nothing better to do. I guess.
• 736.) meh
• 735.) can't wait to die alone
• 734.) working sucks like facebook sucks. make it suck less
• 733.) meh
• 732.) forget it.
• 731.) I have no reason to get out of bed in the morning.
• 730.) meh.
• 729.) i don't really care either way
• 728.) Le ennui
• 727.) *sigh*
• 726.) I didn't have anything better to do.
• 725.) I drive 100 miles round trip to a job in a building without windows that I could care less about.
• 724.) whatever
• 723.) I spend 70% of my day on the Internet. It would be a really good idea to let me in ;)
• 722.) Meh.
• 721.) i'm really pale and have no friends
• 720.) meh.
• 719.) Yeah, i hate everyone.
• 718.) I dont give a fuck just make me an account.
• 717.) what else have i got to do
• 716.) i don't really care one way or another, but if i did, i guess i would think it would be pretty cool to check this out. mehh...
• 715.) eh, screw it. I don't really need to join that much.
• 714.) I saw it on the internet
• 713.) meh
• 712.) I really dont care if you accept me...whatever.
• 711.) just because
• 710.) because i have no life
• 709.) I don't really care either way…I guess it's just better than staring out the window or practicing breathing.
• 708.) Do I really need to type a reason?
• 707.) My girlfriend just dumped me. She's my boss too, so I'm probably going to get fired.
• 706.) I don't really have a reason, whatever.
• 705.) Fuck facebook. Or dont. I dont care either way.
• 704.) i'm apathetic about everything. it'd be nice to join like-minded people. i guess.
• 703.) Sigh...Just: You know...Sigh...
• 702.) i'm not interested
• 701.) either let me join... or not.... whatever....meh...
• 700.) I can't even... I'd explain how apathetic I am, but I don't really feel like writing it out... bleh....
• 699.) make me
• 698.) eh.
• 697.) I would say "I don't care enough to give a reason" but that would only prove that I cared just enough to state that I didn't care, or that I didn't care to...oh fuck it, nevermind.
• 696.) who cares
• 695.) desperately curious
• 694.) eh, I dunno.
• 693.) I am so bored.
• 692.) blurg.
• 691.) because i should be working right now
• 690.) cause the ramen im eating will be the best thing that happens to me today. And its 11.40 am.
• 689.)
• 688.) meh
• 687.) I thought I might as well look up the word apathetic, but why bother?
• 686.) I'm sick of all my friends trying to "talk to me" and "do nice things." LEAVE ME ALONE
• 685.) Forever alone
• 684.) eh, i dunno... whatever
• 683.) it doesn't matter really does it?
• 682.) whatever.
• 681.) dunno
• 680.) meh?
• 679.) I'm not desperate, but this truly sounds like the most awesome thing I've ever heard. I would like to join based on the idea that your awesomeness might make others think I'm more awesome if I was a member.
• 678.) meh.
• 677.) I have all but given up.
• 676.) whatever
• 675.) I live entirely alone and I'm hoping GroupMeh will play an important role in the "gets better" part.
• 674.) I guess it will be okay... maybe not. It's something to do with a Tuesday afternoon, isn't it?
• 673.) meh... just try this i guess
• 672.) Do I really have to give a reason? Yeah, probably not going to do that. You should just let me join because, let's face it, if I am willing to sign up for a website devoted to apathy, I probably deserve to join.
• 671.) no reason... just want to join
• 670.) bored, started clicking on stuff.
• 669.) Meh... I don't even have a good reason for it...
• 668.) i am too fucking tired to think up some "clever" reason you should let me join.
• 667.) Eh. I have nothing else to do.
• 666.) my lame-ass friend refuses to join any social networking sites, but this one ironically appeals to him. now i have to join too just so we can interact online. heaven forbid we actually hang out in person...
• 665.) I suck.
• 664.) my overly online friends keep insisting that i join social networking sites, but i'm like "'meh' i don't want to send you a digital sheep". their move...
• 663.) what difference does it make anyway?
• 662.) Because who cares.
• 661.) In two years i will graduate 30,000 $ in debt with ... an art degree, from a school i hate. Today, it was raining and my umbrella broke as it hit me in the face.
• 660.) What's the point? It's just going to disappoint me anyway.
• 659.) meh.
• 658.) cause MEh is a way of life
• 657.) why bother...
• 656.) I have no fucking reason, I will probably have killed all kids in my school before I join your network.
• 655.) I couldn't care less if you accept me or not. Nothing matters anymore.
• 654.) I am alone...Scratch that. I am utterly alone. By the time you read this I will be gone. Having jumped...scratch that...Having plummeted off the winter river bridge.
• 653.) dunno. seems appropriate.
• 652.) Why bother?
• 651.) do i really have to?
• 650.) You know what?I don't care.
• 649.) bored
• 648.) eh
• 647.) please man, I recently stopped caring about the internet; but I don't want to, I need it! give me a reason to come back to it!
• 646.) I need to get off facebook. I've been recently dumped and recently overwhelmingly indifferent to society.
• 645.) I only check and update infrequently; my disinterest is palpable.
• 644.) 0
• 643.) i already had my email address copied, so i didn't have to retype it
• 642.) I don't have anything to lose, so I really don't care if you accept me or not.
• 641.) Meh.
• 640.) Because I don't believe it's real
• 639.) As a first year Clinical Psychology PhD student, my ambivalence towards man's capacity to change is dwindling most tragically the more I learn.
• 638.) really just so I can spend more time on the internet...I hope its interesting.
• 637.) Because...fuck this, I'm too lazy to explain
• 636.) I could write a really convincing request here, but why bother
• 635.) cos my life sucks
• 634.) meh
• 633.) fuck you.get me in!
• 632.) can't be bothered to come up with a reason. that itself should be reason enough. no? too MEHta?
• 631.) I'm currently a Professional Communication student at Philadelphia University who is doing a final paper focusing on social networking. I came across this and I'm incredibly intrigued. I was hoping I may be able to join to gain some new insight into my project.
• 630.) Life does not really have a purpose or intrinsic value. Morality is contrived, and the fact that I exist is unlikely to change the Universe one whit.That being said, a place where I can log in and happily ignore those who are already ignoring me might offer a little relief from the existential void that is my life.
• 629.) Every week, 40-48 hours of my life are spent, wasting away in an uncomfortable chair with customer after customer tied to my ear, spewing incoherence. My insides churn in disgust at the level of stupidity I have to level with on a daily basis. Being alone would change that for the better.Or maybe not. But I'm not one to look that far into an idea.
• 628.) Because I've seen it all already anyway.
• 627.) I don't know why I even bother sometimes...
• 626.) meh. why not.
• 625.) Not in the mood for writing anything.
• 624.) whatever
• 623.) I am quite desperate to join. I'm a pretty miserable/apathetic person and I would really enjoy communicating with other people like me.
• 622.) Desperately don't give a crap.
• 621.) Because I don't know whats more depressing, Having facebook or Having to have facebook just to stay in touch with people.
• 620.) working at Laitram for more than 9 years
• 619.) meh, just cause
• 618.) I need people to admire me from afar when they see me on new websites that I won't care about in a week or so.
• 617.) I am fed up with pesky human beings involving themselves in my life - I desperately want to be alone.
• 616.) If I see one more Facebook update about something culturally or personally inane I may just off myself.
• 615.) meh
• 614.) Actually... never mind.
• 613.) I really don't care.
• 612.) Whatever.
• 611.) meh.
• 610.) whatever
• 609.) def not desperate.
• 608.) *shrugs shoulders*
• 607.) 0
• 606.) I'm desperate (really)
• 605.) eh... burrito?
• 604.) meh
• 603.) I really didn't want to join, but my girlfriend was okay with typing the forms out for me.
• 602.) Desperate depressed
• 601.) intrigued.
• 600.) no reason
• 599.) Nothing better to do I suppose or something. I don't know. Fuck it right?
• 598.) meh
• 597.) I don't think I'll waste eloquence trying to find a meaningful reason, it's not like I really care anyway.
• 596.) why do i even bother
• 595.)
• 594.) I need a leader
• 593.) I felt like it
• 592.) I dunno. I kind of want to join. Maybe not. Well, I guess so. Yeah. Probably.
• 591.) I am extremely desperate to cut off facebook. Very-very curious of what you do. Good luck anyhow!
• 590.) the very fact that i'm trying to think of a reason, i guess makes me not apathetic enoughmeh
• 589.) meh
• 588.) eh.
• 587.) I have nothing better to do.
• 586.) meh.
• 585.)
• 584.) I have no reason
• 583.) Meh
• 582.) meeh
• 581.) I dunno
• 580.) *sigh* Does everything really have to have a reason??? *sigh*
• 579.) I'm not sure how you can be both desperate and apathetic, but I guess it doesn't matter.
• 578.) reallllly desperate
• 577.) dying from ennui but can't be bothered to do anything about it
• 576.) eh, cause it was there
• 575.) because i said so
• 574.) my nickname is Captain Apathy
• 573.) i live alone in a house with 2 cats. divorced, strange country, strange language, no family or friends, gf lives 16,452 km away from me. i deserve to be here.
• 572.) hot or not rates me a 3, please let me in
• 571.) I'm forever alone and must understand this
• 570.) i could not care less whether or not this affects me in any way. i just want to be alone.
• 569.) i need more meh in my love.
• 568.) As I sat in my car this morning, staring at the rain and waiting until I was a full hour late to work, I realized that I had no words to describe how I feel. I'd like to say that I'm incredibly disappointed in myself, but I don't think that's it. I think I'm just doomed to be someone I don't want to be. I think most people are like that, and it's just taking me longer to accept it.
• 567.) meh.
• 566.) Eh.
• 565.) It better be worth having to think this early in the morning.
• 564.) Meh, couldn't think of anything better to do at the moment...
• 563.) really?
• 562.) because you understand...
• 561.) ...
• 560.) Meh.
• 559.) I'm already bored.
• 558.) because I truly do not give a fuck.
• 557.) i hate FB. really now, isn't this a good reason enough?!
• 556.) Just wanted to check it out, I guess, what ever...
• 555.) Christ, really?
• 554.) I am both tragic and apathetic and it's not like I'm doing anything else, really.
• 553.) i'll come up with one later
• 552.) ...sure
• 551.) i guess i wanna join because i... oh i dunno... och it doesn't matter actually, just whatever.
• 550.) meh
• 549.) uh.
• 548.) I'm really desperate to join Groupmeh!
• 547.) i just, i don't know. eh..
• 546.) What's the point in giving a reason? You'll just reject my application anyway :(
• 545.) boooooooooooooooooooooooooored
• 544.) Because I really can't be f*@ked.
• 543.) i couldn't care enough to give a reason for living
• 542.) gotta kill some time..
• 541.) curiosity
• 540.) sigh. does it matter? really? jeezus.
• 539.) nothing better to do today
• 538.) eeemm
• 537.)
• 536.) curiosity
• 535.) i dunno..just looked different
• 534.) I'm bored. Nothing else to do. I've learned apathy from my students and want to practice myself.
• 533.) For the ironic lulz. But also because I am definitely a potent combination of apathetic and desperate.
• 532.) Because I have nothing better to do with my life.
• 531.) I have nothing better to do.
• 530.) i dont wanna live without this
• 529.) Whatever.
• 528.) not a big fan of this whole 'curated lifestyle to share' movement
• 527.) It can't be worse than any other social network.
• 526.) I want to join because.... ehhh, who cares?
• 525.) Go, stay or live alone...
• 524.) Life is full of disappointment. Actually I don't want to join this site knowing that I may not be able to (and fully expect to not get in the beta). It's easier to convince myself that I don't like this site, so when my attempt to join fails, I can say I never wanted to join anyway. I probably wouldn't use the site, I have nothing to say, and no one to say it to.
• 523.) Seeking a cure for chronic happiness.
• 522.) The world is going to hell, the U.S. is insolvent, the middle east is on fire, China is going to go eventually nuts over Taiwan, and the Russian nuclear arsenal is in the hands of a kleptocracy. Someone has to do something, but I'm terribly terribly busy.
• 521.) Nothing better to do
• 520.) I am so apathetic that I've decided to put off my homework and register for your site.
• 519.) bored.
• 518.) Avoir une semaine pour choisir entre:continuer à vivre avec la personne avec laquelle vous devez vous marier ou tenter l'experience avec l'autre personne, celle qui vous fait vibrer au risque de se retrouver seule ...?
• 517.) Unwilling and unable to establish further contact, either real or digital, with the human kind.
• 516.) I'm revolutionary. Lets do this.
• 515.) that would require me thinking
• 514.) Whatever.
• 513.) I don't have anything interesting enough for Facebook. No kids, no photos with friends. I stay home and read, and I'm sick of pretending I want to be sociable.
• 512.) Terminal misanthrope. Will have no followers and not tell anyone I've joined. Probably will never even log in. Whatever.
• 511.) meh
• 510.) I would tell you but noone ever listens.My capacity for happiness, you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first.
• 509.) Whatever. Sign me up. Don't sign me you. I could honestly care less.
• 508.) I have nothing else to live for...
• 507.) Found a link on The Daily What, thought it'd be worth a look. Or not. Whatever.
• 506.) totally apathetic to think of a reason.
• 505.) Im trying to be ironically cool by signing up to this, but deep down Im just a lonely lonely person.
• 504.) 7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take?
• 503.) ...whatever
• 502.) eh
• 501.) I was... meh
• 500.) Bored, lazy and really kinda interested...
• 499.) I don't care enough about other people to get on Facebook anymore.
• 498.) meh
• 497.) Sometimes in your life I don't
• 496.) mehh, i really don't care
• 495.) I work as a manager in a computer lab and am bored out of my mind helping students who ask the same questions every single freaking day.
• 494.) I polled my fb friends using 'Question' and they told me I should join. They make all my decisions for me.
• 493.) Meh... seemed the thing to do at the time.
• 492.) I'm interested.
• 491.) i don't really care one way or another, ... i've already lost interest.
• 490.) is there any? at all?
• 489.) haven't gotten laid in 2 years.
• 488.) i sleep/lay in bed 13 hours a day because i don't see a reason to leave bed.
• 487.) trip lang.
• 486.) If I don't get in to this fucking beta I'm going to kill myself so hard.
• 485.) who cares
• 484.) I'm a graphic design major and I detest doing math homework. I have so much work do but I refuse to do it out of apathy.
• 483.) I continue (in vain?) to find a reason to care.. about ANYthing. I'm simply numb.
• 482.) Boredom and a long-standing feeling that I am being crushed under the weight of my own inadequacies.
• 481.) :|
• 480.) Meh.
• 479.) i hate everything.
• 478.) I would like to join, thank you :/
• 477.) I'm really desperate...Pity me.
• 476.) Because I don't give a damn about what you had for dinner.
• 475.) give me something better to procastinate with rather than videos on youtube about basset hounds running in slow motion or dogs with human hands
• 474.) I want to feel like the minimal amount of social networking that takes place in my life is truly apathetic.
• 473.) Actually, I don't really care.
• 472.) None, really. Don't really care one way or the other.
• 471.) ....forget it...
• 470.) Lost my wife. Money is running out. No friends around. Lonelyness is consuming me.
• 469.) Might as well...
• 468.) Who cares?
• 467.) whatever
• 466.) Nothing better to do.
• 465.) Forever alone and want to keep it that way
• 464.) meh
• 463.) i don't have the energy to join anyplace else
• 462.) :/?
• 461.) Well, I kinda thought this sounded like something that could motivate me to meet people but whatever. Whether you accept me or not makes no big deal, honestly. Sorry for cluttering your inbox.
• 460.) Life is meaningless.
• 459.) I'm joining because I don't care about my Facebook account
• 458.) I don't actually care.
• 457.) I dunno, just, pfft.
• 456.) I'm highly addicted in testing new stuff and procrastinating. And I'm deeply depressed because I started to write this as a funny explanation why I need to join groupmeh… and suddenly realized how true it is :-/
• 455.) no reason.
• 454.) meh...no, really, just "meh". derp
• 453.) I'd tell you why but I can't really be bothered.
• 452.) ...i don't really care.
• 451.) heard about this on tumblr
• 450.) i'm all out of reasons.
• 449.) Twitter told me to.
• 448.) Apathy is my middle name.
• 447.) Never had an orgasm. Don't care much.
• 446.) i spent my lunchbreak trying to see how slowly i could walk around the local mall while staying in motion, for want of anything better to do. Its not like i dont have work to do - its just all got a bit easy.
• 445.) Eh...
• 444.) I don't really care but if you invite me, I might think about it.
• 443.) it looks interesting...
• 442.) I wake up every morning and wish I hadn't
• 441.) my horse is dying
• 440.) I didn't know I needed a reason... I don't think I care enough to give a reason. I honestly couldn't care less about whatever this is. Oh well.
• 439.) It's either this or working on my thesis, which is pretty meh.
• 438.) I don't care if you let me in...
• 437.) Real conversation:Me: I defriend people if I see Farmville updates.Brother: There's a way you can just not see their updates.Me: Yeah, it's called, "defriend."
• 436.) I'm bored at work, so meh, why not?
• 435.) couldn't think of better way to waste time.
• 434.) buy this car to drive to work, drive to work to pay for this car.
• 433.) Eh. Why fill this out?
• 432.) im really lonely. and bored.
• 431.) I'm joining because Facebook is so last year.
• 430.) I need social network for those who tired of social networks. Meh.
• 429.) Sounds kind of interesting, might pass the time.
• 428.) just because...
• 427.)
• 426.) why not?
• 425.) got nothing better to do
• 424.) I don't care.
• 423.) the last time i went out with friends was june 03, 2009.
• 422.) Do I have to?
• 421.) ugh life is so boring these dayswhy not?
• 420.) i am tragically apathetic.
• 419.) leave me alone, ok??
• 418.) If I was desperate, that would defeat the intent.I'm not particularly interested. The thrill of filling out a text box is just enough to justify this one.
• 417.) eh.
• 416.) This is the first social network that doesn't intimidate me.
• 415.) I've never met someone more apathetic than me. And I like the internets.
• 414.) Why the hell not?
• 413.) whatever
• 412.) meh
• 411.) I don't care enough to think of one
• 410.) I hate facebook and don't want my tumblr anymore
• 409.) Meh.
• 408.) I'm desperate.
• 407.) Eh... because the future might involve social networking sites that cater to distinct personalities or religions. For instance, Christians have their own social networking sites... and I believe I just found mine. Meh isn't just a word, it's a lifestyle.
• 406.) I have no reason to do anything else. sigh.
• 405.) meh
• 404.) Life suck so much that I can't even see any reason why I would be able to find a reason to put here.
• 403.) While I'm not the most desperate person, I am terribly apathetic to the point where it's impressive. Also, I don't really mind if I'm not in Beta, pretty apathetic about it either way, just saw the page and said 'why not?'
• 402.) dunno? curiosity, i guess?but, you know what, screw this.it probably sucks anyway.
• 401.) I'm actually a little too apathetic to care, but I thought maybe I'll have the energy to check out groupmeh tomorrow or whenever.
• 400.) i guess theres nothing better to do. if i get picked big whoop.
• 399.) whatever..
• 398.) "Meh" may as well be my middle name.
• 397.) I want a social network that has a userbase that doesn't care that I don't comment back or like stupid shit, because I don't care either.
• 396.) I was gonna sign up. Then I noticed your only in beta. I don't feel like joining anymore. Meh.
• 395.) I really don't care if you accept me. Whoever does?
• 394.) Why not, Life Sucks Anyway..
• 393.) Not a day goes by where the sun provides no warmth. My concern for this world is, at best, non-existent. I wear my misanthropic garb out into the world and hope that, one day, the streets are empty.
• 392.) mehh
• 391.) Eh, if you want to send me an invite, that's cool, if not, no big deal.
• 390.) meh
• 389.) whatever
• 388.) scores full marks on GDS
• 387.) facebook has an overwhelming amount of people i don't like. this seems better.
• 386.) i don't have a job
• 385.) Since I'm in my final bachelor exams, I'm tragically apathetic 24/7. I'm in desperate need to join this social network. And I'd say "thanks", but that would be bothering too much.
• 384.) Fun fun fun fun looking forward to the weekend
• 383.) give a reason for my apathy? a you fuckin' kidding me?!
• 382.) Actually, don't even bother...
• 381.) I am desperate enough to give a meh. No but seriously, im interested.
• 380.) I am ginger.I NEED this.
• 379.) Apathy is the only thing I care about.
• 378.) 0
• 377.) im freaking bored
• 376.) I want to be one of the first to not care.
• 375.) i couldn't care less if you think i'm desperate.
• 374.) Bored, isn't thinking of a reason a bit too much effort? Meh.
• 373.) Cause I'm so desperate and I really need this revolutionary game to change my otaku no life.
• 372.) Soon to be out of work male librarian.
• 371.) Meh.
• 370.) I don't really care but now that this is open it's a lot work to close it.
• 369.) 0
• 368.) i dont really care i just dont have anything better to do
• 367.) Meh
• 366.) cuz im want to get out of this boredom state of mind
• 365.) i have no life
• 364.) I am a misanthrope who seeks another misanthrope. Honestly, if I get accepted to this social network, I'm probably not the kind of person that a woman would want to go out with. I guess I'm lonely and I'm willing to embarass myself by signing up for yet another social networking site. About me, my girlfriends over the years have been intelligent and decent. In the end, they've all broken my heart.
• 363.) because I feel meh.
• 362.) i am SO DESPERATE. OMG LET ME JOIN CAUSE I REALLY WANNA KNOW OMG
• 361.) blogger
• 360.) I hate facebook. Is that enough of a reason?
• 359.) uhngnhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
• 358.) PLEASE I WANT TO REAL BAD. SO BAD IT HURTS ME PHYSICALLY, EMOTONALLY, AND SEXUALLY. I NEED IT. I NEED IT SO BAD.I WANT IT SO HARD. PLEASE.
• 357.) don't have a reason, don't care if you give me an account
• 356.) Facebook makes me sad.
• 355.) no reason at all
• 354.) blogger
• 353.) I stay up to odd hours of the night watching Pete
• 352.) I lost all my friends recently and would like some new ones
• 351.) I literally have nothing better to do.
• 350.) I hate people
• 349.) I thought I would try this out.. I am seriously apathetic, of course. And desperate. Quite the tragic combination, if I don't say so myself.
• 348.) facebook stresses me out even when i turn of fbchat
• 347.) Because I no longer see the appeal in the outside world, and as I am still a student, this may present a problem. So I have turned to the internet.
• 346.) really don't care if you let me in or not.
• 345.) I'm doing my degree and I can't even find the effort to get out of bed let alone do any work. I just lie in bed all day so this would be a great outlet for my apathetic ways
• 344.) I just don't care
• 343.) I find myself hitting a wall of pure inertia when dealing with most social networks. Groupmeh sounds like it offers everything I need.
• 342.) I REALLY cannot be bothered to think of anytihng to write here.
• 341.) Meh. why not. i really don't care.
• 340.) oh my god so alone
• 339.) I'm French
• 338.) Bored Beyond Belief
• 337.) WTF?
• 336.) my "social engagement" cup runneth over. I need me some dis-engagement to balance the buildup of people I don't know on Facebook wishing me happy birthday.
• 335.) I don't really care if you let me in or not, but doing this is keeping me from doing the work I am actually being paid to do.
• 334.) ugh
• 333.) I hate updates particularly where people are involved.
• 332.) none of my real friends will probably join, so i get an unspoiled experience
• 331.) I'm a journalist for Wired.co.uk and am keen to find out more
• 330.) 52 and no idea what i want to be when i (and if) i grow up
• 329.) I want to do a post on this for NYmag.com! Also I am totes desperate.
• 328.) I can't really be arsed to think of one. Let's say: Ennui.
• 327.) Well, because, sorta, uh kinda, umm, eh.Fuck it.Meh.
• 326.) I'm too apathetic to give a reason. Mehhh....
• 325.) A reason? Really? Jeez, like, why would I need to give a reason. I mean, I _could_, obviously, but why should I need to, right? Like, isn't it enough that I come here? I mean I'm nothing but a delight really. No work at all. You should just sign me up I guess. We done?
• 324.) do i have to?
• 323.) tired of hearing the few people that still talk to me complain about my complaints
• 322.) I never did join facebook.
• 321.) I guess this looks interesting. Or whatever.
• 320.) I have to make sure I can reserve my username "boostventilator" because I don't want any of my friends to get it first and make it look like I care about anything.
• 319.) I really couldn't care less.
• 318.) Because I suck
• 317.) because i'll kill myself if i can't join
• 316.) I need chocolate.
• 315.) I can't pass a blank rectangle like this one without becoming overwhelmed by an urge to fill it.
• 314.) just being curious
• 313.) You have to ask? Meh.
• 312.) I can't be bothered to give you a reason.
• 311.) Can't be bothered with facebook or that sort of thing
• 310.) Eh.
• 309.) Why the fuck not?
• 308.) I don't really care actually, what's the point?
• 307.) none
• 306.) I don't really have anything better to do. Guess I could watch TV. Whatevs.
• 305.) I just don't care about the things people say on other social sites. I dunno
• 304.) Surely anyone apathetic enough to be worthy of 'Meh' would never be desperate enough to do anything?
• 303.) because
• 302.) Cause Rachel told me too, she's scary!
• 301.) I wear a St. Jude Thaddeus medallion around my neck for all of the hopelessness permeating my love life.
• 300.) meh
• 299.) not really sure
• 298.) I'm really, really, REALLY pathetic. And would like an alternative to facebook.
• 297.) Please let me join. Or don't. I can veer between desperate and apathetic, but hosting both at the same time is proving something of a struggle.And if you haven't discovered the word 'velleity' then look it up. It'll probably come in useful
• 296.) I really don't care.....
• 295.) It was either that or check to see if the potatoes were boiled yet.
• 294.) why not...
• 293.)
• 292.) Feeling trapped with status quo. Need some excitement.
• 291.) love loneliness
• 290.) I always did and do like a contradiction. A social networksite for people who might not be social at all, well ... who woudn't want to join?
• 289.) Not yet desperate enough to hang myself but certainly disappointed enough to have a healthy amount of bitternes and cynicism.
• 288.) i have no friends
• 287.) It's the perfect antifb!Pleaaase let me in.
• 286.) sad zeni.
• 285.) I did not write this myself
• 284.) I suck.
• 283.) It's not worth explaining myself.
• 282.) you need to help me! you need to, you need to!
• 281.) because im lonely.
• 280.) I am a half geek and developer that's totally bored and needs something todo without any interest in interacting with real life or people. They also call me the slugster. Let me in, although I don't really care....
• 279.) Too bored
• 278.) who needs reasons - life sucks
• 277.) I need to pivot from the mobile space and monetize or something. Oh, who gives a crap.
• 276.) I would like to join...or rather I would not like to join. Ehhh. So accept me or not, whatever.
• 275.) pfft.
• 274.) i'm not sure my life can get any more meaningless, but i'd sure like your help to try!
• 273.) I am tragically apathetic. Meh is my favorite word.
• 272.) stupid birds are chirping. spring sucks. i want more winter, whatever will make everyone unhappy. didnt get the new job. all my friends are getting married. i've started reading david foster wallace.
• 271.) I have 16 tabs open on my browser at the moment. I can't take any more. I'm too tired...
• 270.) I live in Sweden, isn't that reason enough..? Meh...
• 269.) I'll kill myself if I won't get the account here
• 268.) I want to see if it is as revolutionary as you claim
• 267.) Pffff...whatever
• 266.) meh.
• 265.) seems more interesting than doing any real work at the moment
• 264.) I am very needy but also incredibly lazy.
• 263.) Curious
• 262.) im curious. this site looks interesting..
• 261.) Why not?You know what? never mind...
• 260.) meh
• 259.) meh
• 258.) I don't even care, google just autofilled my stupid email address, or whatever
• 257.) meh.
• 256.) I'm an inveterate joiner. I crave validation but lack the willpower or motivation to make actual friends.
• 255.) I can't be bothered filling this in.....
• 254.) I don't get twitter or facebook. Please help me.
• 253.) Pssh. Whatever.
• 252.) meh
• 251.) who cares?
• 250.)
• 249.) It sounds really great and fantastic and--ugh, I don't know. Whatever.
• 248.) *sigh*
• 247.) From heavy mehtal to Mehndlesonn - i got this apathy thing running deep.
• 246.)
• 245.) because my moniker is meh
• 244.) I am awfully desperate. I have lived my life to the fullest, and realized that I'd rather live it to the dullest. I need a groupmeh account to support me in my quest for the lowest common denominator of sufficiency, the fine line between barely adequate and not quite cutting it, the "meh".
• 243.) I've been feeling meh for quite some time and a few weeks ago I met someone who felt as meh as me. I was surprised, that there were others who feel (if feel is the right word for the apathetic) the same, and it was fun talking.I came across this and wanted to meet more people who feel the same.
• 242.) I want to know more about it!
• 241.) It's a struggle to wri
• 240.) My life is so utterly empty and pathetic, I feel I have a lot of negativity and nihilism to contribute to a community like this.
• 239.) meh
• 238.) I really can't be arsed to tell you.
• 237.) meh, I can't be bothered to explain
• 236.) i need another social network to forget about.
• 235.) Can you offer me any reason that I shouldn't join? I've filled in the form, haven't I?Not that I care.
• 234.) Hopefully I won't have to fill in any more text boxes.
• 233.) Do I really have to submit a reason?
• 232.) do i need one? :/
• 231.) Can't be bothered to give a reason.
• 230.) I really don't see the point in giving you a reason. I'm here aren't I?
• 229.) sick to death of being surrounded by pathethic, whinging, greedy, boring, moronic idiots. Time to be alone!
• 228.) Facebook no longer cuts it for witty and amusing daily grind. Looking for sarcasm and wit of the highest order. And I like the image on your opening page.
• 227.) i couldn't be arsed giving one
• 226.) http://www.rem1.org/local_voices/summer2000/education/apathy.htm.I was going to copy the text for my blatant plagiarism, but that was too much work.
• 225.) If I had a reason, it would take too long to type here, and tbh, not sure I could be bothered.
• 224.) I am so fucking desperate it's untrue.
• 223.) Ehh. Reason? Why does anyone sign up for anything? I don't know. Why would you even care?
• 222.) There are or is no reason great enough or shitty enough, i don't do apathetic, I just do desperate.
• 221.) I love life. But sometimes think it sucks.
• 220.) i dont really care if you allow me to join,wont change my life
• 219.) Uh... read too much existentialist literature at art school.
• 218.) Meh!
• 217.) I really couldn't be bothered, just send me the memo.
• 216.) I want a page that only I can see, a page that only I can share with myself, a page that I can leave for years and visit when I need it.
• 215.) coz it's funny enough to stir me momentarily from the whale-torpor of indifference
• 214.) curiosity, mostly. saw it on tumblr via laughingsquid.
• 213.) charlie kaufmann
• 212.) My friend sent me the link to this and I thought, "Oh hey, I'm pretty apathetic."
• 211.) xghh
• 210.) 0
• 209.) curiosity man. I test things for a living.
• 208.) whatever I don't care
• 207.) Because I constantly try to find new websites to fill the void that I'm not sure even needs to be filled. I just constantly depend on the internet to make me happy in some way shape or form.
• 206.) why not
• 205.) 0
• 204.) I really can't be bothered to do anything productive with my time, now can I?
• 203.) whatev...
• 202.) meh
• 201.) It's pointless anyway.
• 200.) Good christ, have you seen my AboutMe page? It’d be nice to not care again.
• 199.)
• 198.) lovely optics, must see behind the curtain
• 197.) because i fucking feel like it, dude.
• 196.) mehhhhhh
• 195.) .
• 194.) Don't bother, I really just wanted to click the submit button. But even that seems too..ah forget it.
• 193.) too many friends! need some quality time alone.
• 192.) I feel meh. so meh. I don't feel like mehself anymore. help meh.
• 191.) hmm. I didn't hear from friends that it was interesting.
• 190.) This seems alright, I guess.
• 189.) because life is really just sooooo, boring. Also, if i actually decide to give a shit one day, i might update you guys on broken stuff, like this invite box. http://cl.ly/3z3d1Q1n2l0l421O0i1c
• 188.) It's 12:27am, I have to work tomorrow, and this is the best option in front of me right now.
• 187.) Eh, my address auto populated...
• 186.) I own encyclopediadramatica.com and want to report on this amazing site. Please let me in.
• 185.) i'm lonely
• 184.) Because life is a meaningless parade of useless antics and distractions, meant to satisfy short term goals, finally resulting in breeding when we get really bored. "Choose Life," they said.I choose not to choose life. I choose Groupmeh.
• 183.) Im dying for love
• 182.) I don't really know, because I obviously don't care about anything too much now. But you did put a cool sleepy angel on your front page, so I guess I want to be like him and learn more. Thanks, hope to hear from you... or not.
• 181.) Really, I have no reason for joining. I'm sure this site isn't that interesting and I'm wondering why i really care enough to write these 100 characters. Oh well, back to Dinosaur Comics.
• 180.) Meh.
• 179.) meh
• 178.) Not that it matters, but I'm as apathetic as it gets.
• 177.) I'm a hopeless nobody and I just want to put my head down.
• 176.) I am in a Camus, Sartre, and Schopenhauer induced spiral of despair. Not only will my degree in philosophy afford me no social benefit from its completion, it is entirely dragging me down in the process.
• 175.) meh--no reason
• 174.) Ive got nothing else, but whatever its fine either way. It's nit going to change anything
• 173.) i fucking hate everything
• 172.) The voices in my head thought this place sounded nice.
• 171.) A rhetorical reason is because literally very little interests me still.
• 170.) I'm sick of being misanthropic alone. I'm sure there are others out there who completely despise the world...
• 169.) i am just over it all and i find your description for the tragically apathetic to be a sirens call to my soul
• 168.) I am terribly boredsometimes it is like seeing a bad movieother days, more often, it's like having an acute disease of the kidneygod knows it has nothing to do with the heartnothing to do with people more interesting than myselfyak yak
• 167.) because i want to.
• 166.) forget it
• 165.) i'm really desperate.
• 164.) SO RONERY.PREASE RET ME JOIN. (^__^ ) v
• 163.) Too many people are asking me to join groups or petitions, it's time to end the crap fest.
• 162.) I'm not really that desperate. Actually, now that I think about it, I don't really care if I get in. Whatever.
• 161.) There was a sign up link, but I really couldn't care.
• 160.) I quit facebook because I honestly didn't give a fuck if I talked to all those phonies. This sounds more like my style, but if I don't get in, meh.
• 159.) facebook just makes me feel lonelier
• 158.) i have to type a reason? too much work
• 157.) plleeaase...
• 156.) everyone is self absorbed
• 155.) 0
• 154.) blah...you don't really care why.
• 153.) 0
• 152.) Look, either do it or don't, if you're going to give me a hard time, Im not going to bother.
• 151.) I am so desperate that I created this email address for the occasion. I'm willing to suck whatever bald, fat guy's hairy dick that I have to, to get on this site. Accept me! I'm begging you.
• 150.) I choose to realize that life is meaningless. The internet just amplifies that truth.
• 149.) I just wanna kill myself
• 148.) i hate myself and i want to diei am forever alone also
• 147.) No reason
• 146.) I like ponies Noah.... I like Ponies... buy GScott a pony!
• 145.) desperate? that doesn't sound very apathetic. if i could care less, i would. plus, i really have nothing better to do.
• 144.) I was going to sign up. but whatever. you don't have a cancel button, so just go ahead and ignore me.
• 143.) No one cares about me.
• 142.) I live in Mississippi.
• 141.) I'm really desperate.
• 140.) i'll give a better reason later, maybe
• 139.) it's either this or getting back together with my ex
• 138.) Meh.
• 137.) Meh. Too many words to read. Let me in.
• 136.) I will kill myself if you don't let me in.
• 135.) I have spent the last three hours watching my Facebook friends list slowly reduce itself to a tiny speck. And I really don't give three shits. Not even two shits.
• 134.) Lifelong proponent for singledom and apatheticism. But I mean if you don't want to let me in it's whatever, I guess.
• 133.) meh
• 132.) I'm hoping to give some meaning to my empty life. Well, not really, but I'm hoping it will at least pass some time before I succumb to sickness, old age, and death.
• 131.) I'm a 25 year old, single male with a mediocre job and barely any true friends left within a 200 mile radius... Let's do this.
• 130.) Yeah, sign me up. Whatever. You know what, forget it. It's not worth the effort.
• 129.) because i still use AOL
• 128.) I don't know, whatever.
• 127.) I don't care.
• 126.) i'm a grad student. could my life be any more isolated and depressing? i need this you guys.also i love the internet. and this is brilliant.
• 125.) I can't tell.
• 124.) Just got broken up with.
• 123.) meh...
• 122.) X
• 121.) 0
• 120.) Reason? I have moved in to a new city more than a year ago .. I still have 0 friends ..correct ..zero ! Couple of banks are after me ... not to mention that I've never been in a relation in my life ! " and I am 29 already !"with all mentioned above ... I still find that "ok!"spending my life online .. I hope this could be helpful.Thank you.
• 119.) i have no friends.
• 118.) thats a pretty angel
• 117.) I'll try anything because I'm just like, "whatever".
• 116.) i dislike people.
• 115.) Because thinking up a reason is like rain on your wedding day.
• 114.) I'm desperate like that. This is my last attempt.
• 113.) no reason
• 112.) Too tired to think of a good reason. Please do it anyway.
• 111.) I don't know why I'm even bothering. I don't really care one way or the other.
• 110.) fake
• 109.) I want to see what happens.
• 108.) I can not be bothered to give you a reason
• 107.) I just need a social network that allowes me to actively not give a damn about anyhting or anyone. Please let me join... Or not, whatever.
• 106.) If I get enough marketing emails then ignoring my mailbox won't seem so irrational. Also...never mind.
• 105.) meh
• 104.) I don't really care if I join or not
• 103.) a friend insisted upon showing me this site, urged me to sign up even. i told him I'd get around to it. he keeps bugging me about it. so here i am typing this out. just to get him to be quiet about it.
• 102.)
• 101.) whatever
• 100.) Because I'm only one step away from suicide.
• 99.) I don't care, therefore I am tragically apathetic and deserve an account.
• 98.) OMG I hate FB so much I could puke. Oh yeah, I'm also rich and good-looking.
• 97.) blah
• 96.) kinda curious, i guess
• 95.) got dumped by my girl friend of 10 yrs after living 2gether for 6mos...now live alone 20 miles away from hometown so utterly alone...alienated all my friends for this girl...she's very succesfull while i have a middleing job with no future...no friends...no prospects...oh also work overnights so very little human contact @ work...now i live in a garage turned studio apt...life blows!
• 94.) Whatever.
• 93.) Really Desparate
• 92.) Because my husband rocks. That's right--he made this.
• 91.) lulz
• 90.) I dunno
• 89.) My hair is currently on fire.
• 88.) im sad
• 87.) meh
• 86.) shits and giggles
• 85.) I've tried facebook and discovered, I really just don't give a shit about other people and what they're doing and I damn sure don't care about telling other people what I'm doing. So... not sure why i'm still typing. I should've already stopped. Ok, that's it then. That's enough. meh
• 84.) I want to network with other anti-networking people and join a website that cares as little about me as I care about it.
• 83.) meh. I can't be bothered.
• 82.) I have no life outside of trolling Hacker News.
• 81.) I honestly couldn't care less if you invite me to join groupmeh. I am practicing my typing skills.
• 80.) sigh
• 79.) Cause like... meh.. you know?
• 78.) Honestly, I'm really too lazy to give a good reason.
• 77.) Because facebook needs to die in a fire,
• 76.) plz let me joinor don'twhatever
• 75.) Saw the ad on Hacker News and thought it seemed interesting. Would like to check it out.
• 74.) I don't know what else to do.
• 73.) fuck if i know any.
• 72.)
• 71.) meh
• 70.) Eh, let's see what happens.
• 69.) i don't care....
• 68.) l'ennui m'enerve!
• 67.) I suffer from ennui
• 66.) 0
• 65.) i am desperate
• 64.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv3jcpFjmus
• 63.) I am a slug...I can barely even leave a slime trail, so maybe someone on this site can loan me some salt to add to my misery.
• 62.) I'm looking for an experience outside the monotony of FailBook with hopes of finding something which won't horde all my data for use other than my intent.
• 61.) I ate grilled cheese sammiches for all three of my meals today.
• 60.) recently my apathy for life has spiraled into an ugly depression out of which i can find no way but to distract myself. thusly i turn to groupmeh.
• 59.) Honestly, I don't even really care. Whatever. I may even be too apathetic to finish typ
• 58.) Because no one else will accept me the way I am.
• 57.)
• 56.) I'm meh for like 90% of my waking hours!
• 55.) too lazy to say.
• 54.) Meh.
• 53.) I am thoroughly apathetic, and I'm not sure what else can be said about it.
• 52.) Because twitter, Facebook, Linkedin, Groupon, and pinrest aren't cutting it...
• 51.) im bored.
• 50.) i hate my cats
• 49.) I'd give you a good reason to join, but I don't care enough to. I hope you accept me, but I'm really just saying that to make you think I care. Meh.
• 48.) because my laptop, my bed and online ordering of pizza have become my girlfriend, hobby and sustenance.
• 47.) meh...
• 46.) Curiosity.
• 45.) "Do you hate people?" "I don't hate them... I just feel better when they're not around." -Charles Bukowski
• 44.) meh. why not.or don't. like i care.
• 43.) I have a desperate curiosity.
• 42.) why the hell not?
• 41.) don't want to meet anybody, just hate everyone else except me, I want to join to let them know, how pathetic they're lifes are, thank you
• 40.) I need another online quasi-social interaction site that I can ignore for months on end.
• 39.) Can't be bothered.
• 38.) I have neither the energy nor the inspiration to write a creative reason for wishing to join your social service.
• 37.) You can invite me if you want. I really don't care either way.
• 36.) I would like to know what's this. I'm a little bored of the others social networks
• 35.) i need a reason? meh.
• 34.) i'm so bored i might puke
• 33.) Tragically apathetic speaks to me. I swim in a life of apathy and the absurd. This looks fun.
• 32.) Honestly, I don't really care. The site was passed around the email list for ITP, and I was like, whatever, yeah, I guess it could be cool. I'll sign up, maybe. Then I played some foosball and got some coffee and smoked a cigarette and forgot about it. I found it when I was cleaning up my chrome tabs when I got home, and was like, yeah, ok, I guess.
• 31.) MEH
• 30.) Because everyone dies alone. meh.
• 29.) Some may think the life of a robot is all awesome; blowing shit up with rocket arms, dicing and slicing pathetic humans with laser vision, all the Ol Fortran one can stand to drink. These things provide a fleeting joy, yes, but the cold dark world of being just a machine always comes back to put me in my place. So helpa a robot out. Or don't. Whatever.
• 28.) We don't really want to join, we just want to be a part of it before it becomes cool. Then we promise to leave and blast you on our site for years to come.
• 27.) I don't know...whatever.
• 26.) meh, why bother.
• 25.) I love anything game-changing!
• 24.) D:
• 23.) I'm a pathetic joiner.
• 22.) i don't know what else to do about anything anymore.
• 21.) social overload
• 20.) there's no place like no place.
• 19.) Reasons? Don't talk to me about reasons...
• 18.) I don't know; I don't even care anymore, really.
• 17.) I want to see what this is all about..is that good enough?
• 16.) bleh. who gives a shit anyways, another meaningless social media outlet for me to talk to people i dont even care about.
• 15.) Life is such a pain right now. I am sick of the overly-upbeat posts on Facebook - (i really don't care what you ate for dinner). I am ready for a site that reflects my true feelings -- or lack thereof...
• 14.) or not, whatever, I don't care.
• 13.) there is no reason. for anything.
• 12.) THIS IS THE NEW FACEBOOK.
• 11.) Meh.
• 10.) I want to express my loneliness through the Internet so more people understand the tragedy that has become my life. If you would be so willing to let me join, I would help to maximize the 'meh' of this revolutionary network.
• 9.) i need an outlet for my tragic apathy and horrible goth poems. duh.
• 8.) i deleted my facebook because i was sick and tired of seeing the people who think their lives are always the best or play a shit ton of farmville or take stupid ass quizzes, therefore i think it would be a grand idea if i were to join a group of like minded people.
• 7.) Journalist at The Startup Foundry looking for a story. And I feel alone.
• 6.) Because I have never found a "social network" so perfect for an extroverted-but-apathetic person like myself.
• 5.) asdasdasda
• 4.) totally despair in this perpetuous nonsense being we call life
• 3.) I watch reruns of Private Practice. On purpose.
• 2.) I'm a fan of CSPAN.
• 1.) meh